Azhurie_Mythephan

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 12, 2025

"Ragebaiting" is only called this way because it sounds better than "verbal abuse" or "harassment", and also sounds better than saying "I am a dickbag, and a sicko, and enjoy it when others are in mental anguish". This naming is designed to protect the person who is being verbally abusive from having their over-inflated and unearned ego shatter into tiny pieces.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 11, 2025

On Wednesday, last week, I got called sweet cheeks by the delivery driver who dropped off my food. 2 weeks before, I was called sweetie by a different man, also a delivery driver.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 11, 2025

It makes me a little sad that almost none of you actually know what a Citrus Lump is.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 11, 2025

Requested a name change.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 11, 2025

Because I am autistic, and have trouble formulating spoken sentences, I use a special tactic when talking to someone, and it's called repetition.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 10, 2025

If you or anybody you know was exposed to the Chernobyl reactor and suffered 12th degree burns on their entire existence, then you may be entitled to financial compensation.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 9, 2025

Ok, so I just realized that legion and lesion sound similar, because I have two lesions in my mouth and started thinking about thia. Lesion is not to be confused with the word 'legion' which is also called a battlegroup, and is made up of 500 strong and able warriors. I do not have two legions in my mouth, because that is disgusting.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 9, 2025

@AnonUnlimited
You're missing an entire 100 rules between 3852 and 3953.

Spoiler: Evidence

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 9, 2025

We're no stranger to drugs
You know the dealer, and so do I
3 pounds of crack is what i'm thinking of
You couldn't get this price from another guy
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
I'm trippin' balls on the floor

Jesus Christ, Is that a fish?!
Dancing on my pasta dish!?
Why does he have a gun?

Oh my lord, is that a gourd!?
Pulling out a holy sword!?
From the stone in my backyard!?

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 8, 2025

Imagine... imagine... Imagine...
You wake up one morning, but then you realize that you are naked, your *ss hurts, you are a female when you shouldn't have been, and in your bed is a light elemental elf, also female. What is your response to this fallacy?

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 8, 2025

On Aeremetherlem'oeth, as they do not possess a citizenship, @AnonUnlimited is considered an illegal alien, and on the grounds that they are not a question mark, does not qualify for protection under the Question Mark Protections Act of 1983 of the Deltrian Era. Illegal aliens are to be exterminated on sight if they are spotted entering or inside of the atmosphere.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 8, 2025

With time as my canvas containing transfinite infinities, the paint of space is currently 8:21 PM

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 8, 2025

Athe'exmao - Envy
Athe'alxema - Wrath
Athe'anhixa - Pride
Athe'othenxan - Greed
Athe'entoaxa - Lust
Athe'ethagrean - Sloth
Athe'athureax - Gluttony

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 8, 2025

I said it would be 8 hours, but it's been almost 4. I ate fried chicken covered in melted mozzarella cheese, and now I feel less depressed by a very large margin. I love fried chicken covered in melted cheese.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 7, 2025

My continued existence costs me everything. My health, my sanity, my friendships, my love, my familial relationships. I am tired, so I will go to sleep, hoping to wake up to a new, brighter day, and not have to deal with all this crap upon awakening. See you guys in maybe 8-24 hours.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 7, 2025

For about 10 minutes there, about half of the internet was inaccessible to me. I was very confused.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 6, 2025

Athrea Codeamx, Ikathrex Domn-Quimn -
'I will say, here and now, vampires and succubi are descended from the same common ancestor. The only difference between them is how they decided to extract life essence for their continued existence. This led to their evolution paths diverging and their current evolutionary differences.'

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 6, 2025

We got an orange kitten yesterday, and he is downstairs with mother.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 6, 2025

The silver drinking dish makes its return with another alcoholic beverage, and this time, it actually tasted good.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 5, 2025

I made a Font.