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  1. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Me.

    Me.
  2. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I dreamt I was a great and powerful deity with the power to create and destroy worlds. I fell in...

    I dreamt I was a great and powerful deity with the power to create and destroy worlds. I fell in love with a mortal woman, so I offered my blessing if she would become my wife. We had two children. My blessing made her immortal.
  3. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Tea time.

    Tea time.
  4. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Hap birf!

    Hap birf!
  5. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Hap birf!

    Hap birf!
  6. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Hap birf!

    Hap birf!
  7. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Did you also forget to shave?

    Did you also forget to shave?
  8. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I just ate the most depressing meal(?) ever. A one ounce bag of chips(crisps, inn'it) and a...

    I just ate the most depressing meal(?) ever. A one ounce bag of chips(crisps, inn'it) and a glass of milk.
  9. Azhurie_Mythephan

    My choice is racism. I don't like fish people. None of the others apply.

    My choice is racism. I don't like fish people. None of the others apply.
  10. Azhurie_Mythephan

    It is 4:40 AM, and I am hungry.

    It is 4:40 AM, and I am hungry.
  11. Azhurie_Mythephan

    What is your favorite?

    What is your favorite?
  12. Azhurie_Mythephan

    My favorite is butter pecan, and my second favorite is cheese and pistachio ice cream(it's...

    My favorite is butter pecan, and my second favorite is cheese and pistachio ice cream(it's actually a really good combination).
  13. Azhurie_Mythephan

    First, if you add blue food gel or dye to a waffle batter, it will turn green like my failed...

    First, if you add blue food gel or dye to a waffle batter, it will turn green like my failed attempt at a blue velvet cake that looked like it was made of the ancient dead. Second, don't look up what JayMark said unless you want to be scarred for life because of extreme genital warts.
  14. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Now that's just sad.

    Now that's just sad.
  15. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Ever had butter pecan?

    Ever had butter pecan?
  16. Azhurie_Mythephan

    It's Wild Wilson's Wonderland freak show.

    It's Wild Wilson's Wonderland freak show.
  17. Azhurie_Mythephan

    That must mean it's something he himself thought.

    That must mean it's something he himself thought.
  18. Azhurie_Mythephan

    We do use the metric system though, for medicine, bullets, guns, and artillery.

    We do use the metric system though, for medicine, bullets, guns, and artillery.
  19. Azhurie_Mythephan

    The white fluffy thing poking out of the shirt is the bra.

    The white fluffy thing poking out of the shirt is the bra.
  20. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Still, sign me up.

    Still, sign me up.
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