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  1. Azhurie_Mythephan

    You have a time machine and a hooker?! Sign me up!

    You have a time machine and a hooker?! Sign me up!
  2. Azhurie_Mythephan

    The year is 1779 and I am horny.

    The year is 1779 and I am horny.
  3. Azhurie_Mythephan

    *mlem neck*

    *mlem neck*
  4. Azhurie_Mythephan

    *squeeeesh*

    *squeeeesh*
  5. Azhurie_Mythephan

    No. It's made with pig's blood. I just checked their website.

    No. It's made with pig's blood. I just checked their website.
  6. Azhurie_Mythephan

    He does not norg.

    He does not norg.
  7. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Nah, it was a giant squirt.

    Nah, it was a giant squirt.
  8. Azhurie_Mythephan

    The jackass' name is Amazon.

    The jackass' name is Amazon.
  9. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I could have gotten a couple of testimonies and some camera footage, but some jackass deleted my...

    I could have gotten a couple of testimonies and some camera footage, but some jackass deleted my footage, and my grandpa is recently deceased. It's gonna be a little hard to get evidence.
  10. Azhurie_Mythephan

    *mlem mlem mlem* You taste nice.

    *mlem mlem mlem* You taste nice.
  11. Azhurie_Mythephan

    What do you mean by "ghosts don't exist"? I have seen ghosts in the presence of my family...

    What do you mean by "ghosts don't exist"? I have seen ghosts in the presence of my family members, who have seen them too at the same time.
  12. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I had a dream that I was a jolly green futanari giantess, and that I was being made sweet love...

    I had a dream that I was a jolly green futanari giantess, and that I was being made sweet love to by a tanned tomboy futanari giantess. There was a crowd of regular sized people watching us.
  13. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I need some food...

    I need some food...
  14. Azhurie_Mythephan

    My grandma sometimes says "I'm tired and retired," but other times she says the words "I'm tard...

    My grandma sometimes says "I'm tired and retired," but other times she says the words "I'm tard and retard."
  15. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Theulmneishx telko'oixyamn, numyni'iarmn exot'deltria! Thaltoriaxmn altomniamn, moureumn...

    Theulmneishx telko'oixyamn, numyni'iarmn exot'deltria! Thaltoriaxmn altomniamn, moureumn komplenm Terramnil, orbixeat Soltaix!
  16. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I love spaghetti, but not that much.

    I love spaghetti, but not that much.
  17. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Cars are technically multi-seater wheel chairs.

    Cars are technically multi-seater wheel chairs.
  18. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Sure, you can have the wheels, but only wheel chairs.

    Sure, you can have the wheels, but only wheel chairs.
  19. Azhurie_Mythephan

    What is the meal?

    What is the meal?
  20. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I am the one with legs. No one else has them. It is illegal for anyone but me to have legs.

    I am the one with legs. No one else has them. It is illegal for anyone but me to have legs.
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