I dreamt I was a great and powerful deity with the power to create and destroy worlds. I fell in love with a mortal woman, so I offered my blessing if she would become my wife. We had two children. My blessing made her immortal.
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Tea time.
I just ate the most depressing meal(?) ever. A one ounce bag of chips(crisps, inn'it) and a glass of milk.
It is 4:40 AM, and I am hungry.
The year is 1779 and I am horny.
He does not norg.
I had a dream that I was a jolly green futanari giantess, and that I was being made sweet love to by a tanned tomboy futanari giantess. There was a crowd of regular sized people watching us.
I need some food...
My grandma sometimes says "I'm tired and retired," but other times she says the words "I'm tard and retard."
Theulmneishx telko'oixyamn, numyni'iarmn exot'deltria! Thaltoriaxmn altomniamn, moureumn komplenm Terramnil, orbixeat Soltaix!
I am the one with legs. No one else has them. It is illegal for anyone but me to have legs.
I cannot see shit in both the literal and actual meanings.
21 years ago was 7 times ago.
I don't think, that if full dive VR ever became a thing, that I would be able to play it safely. I played Valheim in regular VR for just 3 hours, and I hallucinated that I was still holding my sword and shield for two weeks.
They call it a yogurt cup, but it only contains a half cup of yogurt... Why?
I did not win the lottery. All of my numbers were off by exactly 3 on each.
It's raining.
I ate dinner, I got a new couch, and I got ice cream afterward. This day can't possibly get better, unless I win the lottery tonight.
I am drunk(first time ever drinking), and also have been told that I'm a happy drunk just now by my brother. I habe a headache from hell and my fingers and toea are tingling and I calnd feel all my veins pulsating. 10/10 won't ever drink again.
Genesis 1:27 implies that God is not just male, but also female. A futa.
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