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My mini fridge died today. I had a couple pastries in it to chill them before eating, and now they're warm. I also had lemonade in it. It leaked fridge juice all over the floor.
Mother has gotten herself hospitalized again. (Curse you, high blood pressure!)
Foolish mortal refuses to take iron supplements because "oh, it makes my gut hurt."
I shake my head in disappointment.
Another pound of butter fell out of the fridge at head height(I am six feet tall IRL.) and then it went down onto my foot at ground level. More nerve damage! Yay!
You know how they say that god is omnipresent? Well, microplastics are too. They're in everything you eat and drink, and in every other person around you, including yourself. Every gadget you use has them in it. They are truly omnipresent.


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