I dreamt I was a great and powerful deity with the power to create and destroy worlds. I fell in love with a mortal woman, so I offered my blessing if she would become my wife. We had two children. My blessing made her immortal.
First, if you add blue food gel or dye to a waffle batter, it will turn green like my failed attempt at a blue velvet cake that looked like it was made of the ancient dead.
Second, don't look up what JayMark said unless you want to be scarred for life because of extreme genital warts.