Gave a poor lil birdie the rest of my water bottle, and tossed it a couple blueberries. Biiirbs~ 
AliceMoonvale
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Welcome to the internet.
Anything you say can and will be remembered.
Hope you enjoy your stay!
We have a lot of souvenirs here.
Some people just shouldn't have access to the internet.
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but mean words on the internet will not destroy my worldview,
or have any negative impact on my daily life because it's the internet.
Praise Kirbo. Amen.
Using google makes you profound or intellectual, about as much as sleeping in a stable makes you a horse.
I sometimes feel like a bullet.
I sound the same in every language, every context.
Incredibly direct, but can't be dodged unless we're in the matrix.
And of course, my first thought while typing this was of bullet bill from da mario games. lmao
First art back dedicated to the local meme lady.
Sometimes in life, you don't always need to say the quiet part out loud.
The quiet part is already actively beating people with sticks.
All of your posts and even your stickers have this sarcastic attitude that's actually very endearing. I wish I could be as brave as you. You're like the villainess from an anime.
#CoolAdviceWithAlice
Maybe don't make posts that are about hitler or NSFW, or both.
There's all kinds of other cool topics to post about.
Like memes, cool pictures of cats, and why men are entertained by big piles of dirt or large holes in the ground.
Guys Love Mulch
Nobody:
Me at 11am:
Wait. That show Oobi. Were they just ALL ITALIAN?
They were all constantly doing them hand gestures and speaking, but upside down.
Happy Satan day everybody!
Or Santa if you're dyslexic or feeling festive a bit early!
6 / 6 / 2026
Seen someone call their looping or slowed pacing as 'literary retardation'.
I love it.
Here we go, even better and just in time for June.
Wattpad & Inkitt be like
(and maybe replace vampire with werewolf)
80% of SH. -
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