Because the last time Alice use laugh faces, it traumatized someone. Poor Tsuru still haven't recovered.
Sad face is a 50/50 coin flip. Am I actually sad? or is it a cringe face? The world may never know. My emojis have unprecedented powers the likes of you can't even fathom.
Don't lie, it's neither a sad face or a cringe. You're just still upset about the peanut butter incident... You just have it out for me...
I don't even know or remember what you're talking about. But, it's safer to assume my sad faces are expressions of cringe, like right now.
You don't have to pretend because we're talking about it in public... It's alright. I'll pretend i don't know either... What peanut butter incident? There must not have been one... See we can be pre-peanut butter friends now.
Didn't you make a post about how guy humor is better than girl humor? You're tragically unfunny and deserving of my cringe emojis.
Hmmm... so you remembered that... Look if I'm honest here, I thrive on negativity. Keep the cringes coming. Just leave the peanut butter at home.
I just consider it a cringe face automatically. But for me it's always a sad face because I'm never cringe and that's based.