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  1. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I cannot see shit in both the literal and actual meanings.

    I cannot see shit in both the literal and actual meanings.
  2. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Neither have I, now that I think about it. Strange...

    Neither have I, now that I think about it. Strange...
  3. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Thanks. You're a pal.

    Thanks. You're a pal.
  4. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I don't smoke anything, because of two reasons. One: I can't afford it. Two: I can't afford it.

    I don't smoke anything, because of two reasons. One: I can't afford it. Two: I can't afford it.
  5. Azhurie_Mythephan

    If you touch your butthole after the second wipe, then you will know without necessarily needing...

    If you touch your butthole after the second wipe, then you will know without necessarily needing a third(it's still possible to need a third).
  6. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Good afternoon-yeem~:blob_nom:

    Good afternoon-yeem~:blob_nom:
  7. Azhurie_Mythephan

    We are now in the eighth iteration.

    We are now in the eighth iteration.
  8. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I prefer numinous treasures.

    I prefer numinous treasures.
  9. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Each time is not a chronology, but rather an iteration of reality.

    Each time is not a chronology, but rather an iteration of reality.
  10. Azhurie_Mythephan

    You mean the kind where you're properly conscious of the dream, and you summon cthulhu, then you...

    You mean the kind where you're properly conscious of the dream, and you summon cthulhu, then you reach out your hand and pinch him up and eat him whole?
  11. Azhurie_Mythephan

    21 years ago was 7 times ago.

    21 years ago was 7 times ago.
  12. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I didn't read any of those "busy"s as "busy".

    I didn't read any of those "busy"s as "busy".
  13. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I always read the terms and conditions. A yogurt cup doesn't have those on it.

    I always read the terms and conditions. A yogurt cup doesn't have those on it.
  14. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I played Subnautica in VR and it made me hallucinate that I was underwater, and it made it hard...

    I played Subnautica in VR and it made me hallucinate that I was underwater, and it made it hard for me to breathe for a month.
  15. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I don't think, that if full dive VR ever became a thing, that I would be able to play it safely...

    I don't think, that if full dive VR ever became a thing, that I would be able to play it safely. I played Valheim in regular VR for just 3 hours, and I hallucinated that I was still holding my sword and shield for two weeks.
  16. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Good morning.

    Good morning.
  17. Azhurie_Mythephan

    They call it a yogurt cup, but it only contains a half cup of yogurt... Why?

    They call it a yogurt cup, but it only contains a half cup of yogurt... Why?
  18. Azhurie_Mythephan

    An hour and forty-six minutes was how long you laid on the ground after getting rammed in by...

    An hour and forty-six minutes was how long you laid on the ground after getting rammed in by that Ford Focus. You were out cold for three days. When you woke up in the hospital, you asked if you could go fight the Ford Focus that hit you. The doctors had to tie you down to the bed because you...
  19. Azhurie_Mythephan

    I found the cigars and milk. The cigars are in their box and the milk is in the fridge.

    I found the cigars and milk. The cigars are in their box and the milk is in the fridge.
  20. Azhurie_Mythephan

    Looks like you got smacked by a ford focus a couple times.

    Looks like you got smacked by a ford focus a couple times.
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