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  1. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    *whispers back, ooc* [grammatically speaking, octopi, octopode, and octopus are all, annoyingly, correct and interchangeable when speaking about these creatures. we've seen marine scientists use all three at any one time.]
  2. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    [to whom... or rather, what do we owe this pleasure of your visit?] [the ATOMS themselves tremble in confusion] [as do we in the past] [and us in the future yet to come] [how... interesting. this wasn't writ in the STARS alignment nor the ATOMS spin for this day.] [or at all, really.] a...
  3. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    not enough crazy in here, we think.
  4. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    [good morning, you {Expletive} nerds! this one woke up on the wrong side of the atom today, and they're gonna make it EVERYONE'S problem!] *gets pat on the head by a crowd of adorers, up to and including you. you don't even know how you got here, all you know is this octopus needs a pat* [wait...
  5. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    *exists*
  6. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    *it's gone* *it was there when you moved to sit down, you even had your hand on the chair and everything. instead, you landed on something squishy. Soft, smooth, maybe a little slimy, but very squishy. you also don't remember your desk being quite this shade of blue before...* *you look down*...
  7. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    [oh, well that's quite alright, then.] *settles in for some quality nappin' time* *a quagma watches on in fascination* [looks like fun! we wanna try, we wanna try!] {Nuclear Meltdown: Corium Conundrum}
  8. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    [umm... we don't think that's how hearts are supposed to work, but who are we to say what is normal in any given dimension? we're about as far as one can get from normal, who are we to judge?] *the quagma studies you*
  9. quagma

    Bare minimum for a superpower

    the ability to look like almost anything. you can shapeshift OR camouflage exactly half of yourself at any one time. ʅ(°_°)ʃ
  10. quagma

    When did you realize you're addicted to Internet

    we're not addicted, we can quit any time we want. /lying
  11. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    You do count! To us, at least! Good afternoon, y'all. There better be no dang potatoes in this potato salad. Jk. Just... Don't put celery in those thing, ew.
  12. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    even a brief summary would be helpful. gotta know about this stuff if we wanna write about it.
  13. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    C:。ミ
  14. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    unfortunately, yes. we know the basics, that there's some characters or events that are significant, but we have no idea where or how to sum it up or look for it,.
  15. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    How the characters are related to each other, what their abilities and titles do or mean, and what powers one should watch out for. any significant history or events we should be aware of?
  16. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    [what the heck, how'd all those quagmas get in there] [ah well. looks like they enjoyed the pats they stole.]
  17. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    would be nice if we ever got the whole daikon stabstress rootling etc lore written down in a tidy little post. looks like we'll have to do it the hard way: by reading 1500 pages of forum posts
  18. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    [So,] said the octopus floating beside you. Their tentacles dangled below them, swaying like kelp under the ocean's moon-lit current. [You picked up that? We should have known. You really are too observant for your own good sometimes, you know that? The Quagma flexed a tentacle, and the barest...
  19. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    [good evening.] *is cute*
  20. quagma

    Are New & Novel Plants ever worth it?

    many common plants on earth can be twisted into puns. like, tell us forget-me-not doesn't actually use memory magic, or that weeping willows don't actually cry, and we'd be surprised! heck, just scroll through some of the variety names of roses or carnivorous plants, and draw from those. if you...
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