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man, can't believe we smell like the food we just ate. that sucks, and totally doesn't happen every single time irl. guess that makes us sugar flavored (ate 1 [one] gummy bear this morning)

isekai stories that give the summoned one a way back home (and they actually go back home? like wtf?) are some of the worst. you had a whole ass magical adventure, and you want to go back to a world without magic? are you insane? good thing most summoned ones are dead in their original worlds...

drank a cherry cola once. the heart palpitations, anxiety, and sudden sleepiness are not worth drinking something so sickly sweet. this is true. while sunlight does provide the energy needed to create certain sugars, things like trace minerals, iron, calcium, etc, cannot be obtained from solar...

*is cute* do you even have to ask? the answer is: we already took it ?? excellent work. *chowmps back* *baps u gently on the head a few times*

*is booped* *boops back* some day's we're amazed our decade+ old laptop can actually still run things. tbf, it was a workhorse in its day. which pack? kinda miss some of those old mods, tbh. like old thaumcraft or witchery or so many others. who gave you scissors? ours now. we are beginning a...

*windows 95 startup jingle* good morning! how goes?

yis plz. good for cracking open stubborn timelines shells.

*totally doesn't do that* a normal number of digits. is that knife food flavored? lemme check: *rubs tentacles all over it, leaving behind oily midnight-blue slime of dubious nature.* *smeck smeck* hmm. yep. as suspected: pointy.

there's *good* isekai fanfics? news to me.

just say the word, and we'll make that happen. the cease to exist thing, not the protect thing. that's on you.

unfortunately, we seem to have developed cat-on-lap syndrome. sadly, it is terminal. goodbye, sweet friends. this is the end for us.

bored. finally ran out of things to procrastinate with. might as well start working on writing...

depends how you're animating your undead. puppeteering the souls or bodies of the damned? probably immoral. creating bones and other things ex nihilo and puppeteering those? well then they're just some creepy golems, not any actual corpses being disrespected.

quagma rule #20: extraterrestrials are real. you just gotta know where to find them: anywhere but here.

oh hi! *wiggles tentacles in a happy little dance*

if you find a quagma, there's a small chance you'll be teleported somewhere random. usually they'll just tell you about the area or other points of interest. or whatever, we're not the boss.

angels are just people with wings or too many eyes. in a world where pretty much everyone has at least one mutation or superpower long after the apocalypse, angels are just another of the many sophonts of earth. there are also the classical divine angels, but like the demons, they have...

bc battles have like a billion things going on at once, then you ALSO gotta make it so it's properly emotional or dramatic. we hear some people draw it all up before writing em down.

there's a right way to do exposition, and there's a wrong way to do exposition. most people choose the wrong way. things that cause dislike: antihero protag/villainous lead gets therapy. this is rarely handled well. not separating your paragraphs purple prose (guilty, simplifying is hard)...

*unexplodes* *implodes* *it's the sickest thing you've ever witnessed* *the special effects budget is through the roof* *sparkles, smoke, shatters, lightning, glitch effects, rainbows, and other displays of shonen power, the whole kit and caboodle* *when the dust settles, there's just a crater...