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it will? how dare it! dumb coffee, this'll learn ya! *drinks it all in one gulp* [ACK BLECH BITTER! BEAN WATER! Bitter water of the boiled bean!] *releases cloud of ink and jets away* *another quagma drifts in, giggling when they see the other quagma's reactions* [stupid idiot keeps forgetting...

why do crime dramas always portray the science so poorly? and they've got terrible evidence handling to boot. stop handling unlabeled/unphotographed evidence!

yes please, thank you. would you like a chocolate chip cookie? it's fresh from the oven. whose oven? that's a secret.

quagma rule #22: be crimes, do gay

nice. have another. another of what, you ask? well, is this a shotgun or a shotglass pointed at you? you decide.

us queers are jealous of what? not being killed in the streets? yall are wack and need to read up on your civil rights, queer, feminist history. it only became legal in the states to marry same sex partners in 2015. not even a decade ago. this one isn't even allowed to use public restrooms...

today is a mediocre day. we added more plants and fish to our tanks, but on the downside, some of the tanks need more cleaning. on the plus side, many chores were done. on the down side, little writing was done. counter: 6

quagma rule #21: the numbers for these rules are entirely made up. any semblance to logic or continuity is entirely coincidental.

[ominous...] [future selves are keeping mum about it. apparently it's "memetically infect-hehehehe-ious" and "not fit for eldritch consumption"]

why not just program your heart to pound?

quagma rule #21: all characters are author-self inserts.

tbh, we just wanted to share that bit of trivia about 'little death' as well :blob_teehee:

*reverse akshuly* Sleep is also known as the 'little-death' because it is a reference to how sleep and death are so alike. For example: the Greek gods Hypnos (sleep) and Thanatos (death) who, in the Greek mythology, were brothers. In other mythologies, sleep is just a taste of what Death is...

many times! our memory is long, but limited! Remembering the future AND the past at once is very confusing. It gets even worse when you're in multiple timelines simultaneously. It is why we must actively check in with Future and Past selves to make sure that A: we are remembering the correct...

this will never happen to us because we are all the same entity, just in many places and times at once! unless it's already happened and we somehow just don't know about it. that happens sometimes in pruned or cursed timelines, we think. probably. we'd like to see you try keeping track of an...

Everyone loves clones! Cloning never goes wrong! Not once have clones ever revolted, became self independent, and murdered their originals. Never happens. ...right?

holy marconi, great father of radio. how do we keep forgetting how drowsy our allergy meds make us. each time we blink we are in danger of dropping off.

Mocking peoples differenc3s and struggles is uncool, as unpopular an opinion this may be. Dunno how to explain to yall that yall should be caring about other people.