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...[maybe. maybe a little bit.] ... you grow dizzy. you feel yourself slipping away. ...[maybe a lot.] [it's harmless.... probably.] when you next awake, you find yourself dressed in a maid uniform. it's very... pink. and frilly. lots of lace and poofiness. [alas, what we really wanted cannot...

dunno how, but that's even worse.

long time ago, we used to have some purple "ketchup" or whatever that was. some "red" ketchup too. dunno what was in those things, but they stained everything they touched. especially the red one.

it's tiedye? ye gods! it's like cotton candy had an illicit affair with a meatloaf

[oh wow! that's impressive! thank you... mama? is that correct? we will treasure it greatly.] [would you, perchance, be interested in accepting our invite into the recesses of your very mind? we offer power, skills, and even access to our inventory of powerful artifacts and knowledge.]...

[not without our tentacular input, you don't~!] [oh, yes, please! so long as we're sharing food, have some of our shoggoth stew! we caught and cooked it ourselves!]

it's easier and faster than drawing comics, which is what i originally wanted to do. my drawing couldn't keep up with the output of my creativity, so now i do both writing AND drawing.

the cheering of a distant crowd emanates from the quantum realm [woo! let's go~! that's our rizzler!] canned laughter rattles out from the ether [and now, we break to commercial.] smash cut to an advertisement for a candy bar-based cereal.

person gets transformed into a centaur by evil corporation. ditched because it got embarrassingly mushy at the end.

quagma rule #20: blaze it every day

writing haitus going well. reviewing old work, fixing rough spots. doing lots of thinking and studying.

we're sorry, they did WHAT? when will they learn not to dye bread and other pastries unless it's sweet!

which characters are you thinking of? the only ones we really know about are bridget guilty gear and vivian paper mario. and they both ended up being correct on that. so, idk.

pride month doesn't own the colors, nor does the queer community. we mean, if you're curious, we could tell you what each color on the various flags symbolize, but in our experience, most people don't like hearing people talk about vexillology within oppressed groups for hours. and we'll do it...

we shoplift from major corporations. we trespass on private property. we even step on the grass. oh, and we procrastinate on our writing. possibly the worst crime of them all.

[We wouldn't want to have it any other way, friend.] [The situation is lamentable, but understandable. The road ahead is a long one. The choices and probabilities spread out like a blooming flower ahead of you from here on out. Choose wisely. We wish We could help you even further, but alas. We...

[raspberry lemon, if you have it.]

[of course, of course! don't mind us, of course. we're merely tagging along, as it were.] [you are correct to perceive us in this manner.] [your loss! we very much enjoy it ourselves. then again, you are more focused on matters of the flesh than those of the mind.]