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Sharing this here because it's hilarious, and 420 characters for a profile status isn't enough.

Not 400 words, 400 characters. And that includes punctuation and the spaces between words.

Is there a reason why our profile statuses can't be more than 420 characters long? They don't appear on the front page except for the sidebar, which automatically hides them if they're bigger than a certain size anyway, so it's not like we'd be competing with them for space or anything. It just...

XNPC Chapter 47: "And then Miranda gave Jeremy a ring that would alert him whenever someone was about to attack him from behind." XNPC Chapter 56: "Suddenly, the author realized that Jeremy had never used that skill despite having been attacked from behind at least three times." XNPC Chapter...

Ha. Obscure early 2000s references for the win.

Check out Chapter Thirty One of XNPC, where Jeremy stares death in the eye and pushes himself beyond his limits as a mortal being in order to fight a level five slime.

The bad news is, it's supposed to be a tear-jerking tragedy, right?

If you've been sharing stories on the internet for more than a day, you've definitely gotten at least one comment from a reader that makes you think "Who chews this guy's food for him?". Like this one I got on XNPC, where someone was so desperate for an excuse to glaze communism that they...

Snollygoster

I can tell you that no matter how good your story is, your synopses doesn't leave a good first impression. The first paragraph tells us virtually nothing while name dropping a bunch of fantasy-ish words and names we have no point of reference for. The second paragraph tells us very little as...

Vainqueur: "MINION VICTOR! HOW CAN I MOVE MY ENTIRE HORDE ALL AT ONCE?" Victor: "I can try to make a hot air balloon big enough to carry everything." Vainqueur: (I HAVE THE SMARTEST MINIONS IN THE WORLD! I'M SO PROUD OF THEM FOR HAVING ME AS A MASTER!) side note, but I'll never get tired of the...

It's funny and wholesome in the most backwards way I can imagine. Vainqueur only does anything to either increase his horde or stroke his ego, and he doesn't hide the fact that he looks down on everyone around him, but he also goes out of his way to make sure his minions are happy and taken care...

I'm listening to Vainqueur the Dragon on audible. Vainqueur best dragon.

I'm going into this with the same mindset as when I started writing XNPC. I refused to write a litrpg just because they were possible, and made myself wait until I had an idea I actually wanted to write. Same thing here. I'm only writing it as an isekai because this is a story that needs to be...

I'm trying to avoid spoiling a story I haven't even started writing yet, but they're part of what I meant when I said he has a personal stake in the plot without knowing it.