Here's a sentence I'm unreasonably proud of: "The past few days had treated her mental health the way a lawnmower treated a chipmunk."
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My characters: *fighting a monster called a boulderback*
The voice in my head every time I write that name:
back
Has there ever been a weirder jump in media than
Becoming
Maybe it's because I've never found liminal spaces to be that scary, but Dreamcore is easily the most boring game I've ever played.
I was pretty close to ending the first book of XNPC a few months ago, but then I decided to go back and add in a few more arcs to help flesh out the characters and put in a couple fun ideas I'd had. That's why I can say that, today, I've finally caught up to myself in writing my book.
Update on Project Cold Desk: My Rosebud credits finally reset, and I tried to iron out the issues that the first version of the game had. The issues were that it was too dark to see, the ghosts move too fast, and you can walk through the cubicle walls.
The kind of story that is doomed from the start are stories abandoned by authors after a few chapters. This usually happen because the author lost interest or no longer enjoy writing it. You enjoy writing your story, so that's good.
What's worse than listening to Cocomelon nursery rhymes at full blast for two and a half hours? Listening to the first two seconds of a Cocomelon nursery rhyme video over and over again because the kid watching them thinks mashing the restart button is the funniest thing on earth.
XNPC's title is pretty long. I think I need to come up an acronym for it. From now on, I'll refer to it as .
This is great, but us REAL Dungeon Crawler Carl fans know what "G" should really stand for.
Right brain: "I need to give this character a last name. His first name is Graham.'
Left brain: "Hagmar."
Right brain: "That's not bad. Okay, I'll call him Graham Hagmar, and...wait."
I am a serious and adult grown up who you should respect and look up to. I am also the guy who just pushed his chair away with his butt while trying to sit, and fell down on the floor right in front of his coworker and boss.
Hot take: Batman only works when he's in a universe where he's the only superhero. As soon as you put him in the Justice League, he loses what makes Batman Batman.
The Cinnamon Toast Crunch Rootbeer Float cereal...does not taste like rootbeer. I may never recover from this unprecedented betrayal.
My son tries the rosebud AI and he loves it, now he's begging me to pay because apparently it use payable credit points. I hate you
I made a video game. Kind of. Rosebud AI is a program that takes whatever prompt you give it, and translates it into game code. Project Cold Desk (it's name, not mine) is an idea I had a while ago that tries to turn data entry into a survival horror game.
You can try it out here if you want: https://rosebud.ai/play/project-cold-desk
So. I'm a night guard at a children's hospital. Since the staff can't leave for lunch breaks, they'll order Doordash. Tonight a woman came to drop off someone's order, and she tells me "I hope whoever ordered this feels better soon! I got them a sympathy card." I said "Oh, uh, it's for a worker."
I don't think I've ever seen anyone so heartbroken to find out that somebody wasn't sick.
I don't know why, but this video always gives me the creeps. It looks exactly like something I'd remember from a bad dream.
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