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I've been playing Final Fantasy Tactics, so I've had political thrillers on my mind for the past few days. It kinda makes me want to write a political thriller. A political thriller about... Cyborg samurais hunting kaiju on another planet for a bunch of dystopian megacorporations.

Okay, stingray then. Because I want him to have a stinger.

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EDIT: stingray, not manta ray. Imagine you're reading a book (stretching your suspension of disbelief to its limits, I know) about a guy who gets isekaid to a pirate/nautical-themed story, and in the process he gets turned into some kind of fish man. Which of these two fish would you prefer...

Psychological abuse. I'm not CountVanBadger when I don't write at least 1000 words a day. I'm PeasantMcSkunk.

This is why it's a mistake for video game devs to let me name my own party members.