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    Make the saddest premise you can think of and then bury it in brainrot

    bruh be aura farming sayin he finna unalive hisself. no rizz. touch grass.
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    Make the saddest premise you can think of and then bury it in brainrot

    The three year old boy with the biggest most wholesome chungus smile in the world had cancer frfr and it was so unskibidi toilet that even Keanu couldn't make it bussin no cap. Did I do it right?
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    Bizarre Memes Thread

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    Litrpg skill system

    Who said anything about that?
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    Litrpg skill system

    A few come packaged in with your class or race. Others unlock automatically as you level up, again depending on your race and class. But the only way to get skills and spells that aren't tied directly to who or what you are is to use books. Books give you permanent access to that skill or...
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    Litrpg skill system

    The problem here is that not only does that complicate the relatively simple system I've already implemented into the story, but I don't know if I have time to put a system like that together and make it mesh well with my current system before I have to upload the chapter explaining it. Just...
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    Litrpg skill system

    I just got to the part of XNPC where Jeremy has the world's skill and spell system explained to him, and now that I'm typing it out loud, I'm not sure if it works as well as I thought. My goal with XNPC was to make a system that worked and was consistent, but keep it as simple as possible so my...
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    Depends which one you mean. One of them looks like this: [IMG] The other looks like this: [IMG]

    Depends which one you mean. One of them looks like this: The other looks like this:
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    Can confirm. When I get woken up between 2 and 4 am, it's because my manager has caught me...

    Can confirm. When I get woken up between 2 and 4 am, it's because my manager has caught me sleeping on the job again.
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    Bizarre Memes Thread

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    Scenes that always make you laugh?

    I was randomly thinking about Disney's Tarzan while at work today, and I suddenly remembered the "GOOOO-RIIIIIII-LAAAAS!" scene, and had to go to break because I couldn't stop snickering like an idiot at my desk. What movie scenes always make you laugh, even if you're just thinking about them?
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    Does this work?

    In the XNPC chapter I'm writing, Jeremy is talking to a shop owner who's a higher level than him, and he's using a skill to try and get Jeremy to buy something. The skill works by imbuing power into a word that grabs the attention of whoever hears it and keeps them from thinking about anything...
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    Bizarre Memes Thread

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    Show me your retcon skills.

    I've had to go back and edit a couple of my chapters because I can't keep track of my own RPG system and keep listing people's stats incorrectly.
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    Cool ideas you'll probably never use?

    It's about a writer whose wife gets kidnapped by a lovecraftian entity, and he keeps finding pages from a book he wrote, but doesn't remember writing, just before the events in the book happen in real life. What you described in particular reminds me of the game's tutorial, where a character who...
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