What is the worst possible animal you could be -taured into? I'm going to go with gorillataur, because if it follows the same rules as normal centaurs, that just looks...extremely uncomfortable.
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Pizza with white sauce is better than pizza with red sauce. Fight me.
I've been playing Final Fantasy Tactics, so I've had political thrillers on my mind for the past few days. It kinda makes me want to write a political thriller. A political thriller about...
Cyborg samurais hunting kaiju on another planet for a bunch of dystopian megacorporations.
Me when I п̵̼̜̲̎̎̔͗̓̂̅̕͝р̶̡̲͇͉̪͙͉͙̤͂͝͝о̸̻͍̰̗̮̓̉͝п̷̢̭͖̲̟͎͉͉͈̣̍̎̓у̴̡̬̩͔̟̼̱͔͓̘̓͒с̷͇̬̤̜͆̇͂̚т̵͚͚͉̺͖̱̐͂͜͝и̶̧̩̣̭͉̫̔́͒̉̕̕͜͝͠т̷̧̥̠͚̬̟̲̬̒̈́̎̚ь̸̨͉̱̟̓͂͒̌͑͗̚ͅ ̵̙̩̥͍͎͇̹̿̏͋̍з̶̹̞̂̈́͛̄̋̐̑̈̐̕ӓ̸͕̜̙͔̻̪̼̘́̒̀͒́в̴̬̺̫͎̯͛̇̐̓͜т̸̮͖̼͇̻̻̍͊р̷̨͓̯͔̙̘́͜а̷͙̫͐̒̐͌к̴̨̡̖̙̘̭̱̭̈̒̍͘̕
This is why it's a mistake for video game devs to let me name my own party members.
I just spent two days straight trying to integrate a joke I really liked into XNPC. After rewriting three chapters to try and shoehorn it in, and the shoehorning being extremely obvious every time, I finally gave up.
selfie time. felt cute. might delete later.
My writer's constipation finally passed, and I had a 2300 word bowel movement last night.
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger
XNPC Chapter 47: "And then Miranda gave Jeremy a ring that would alert him whenever someone was about to attack him from behind."
XNPC Chapter 56: "Suddenly, the author realized that Jeremy had never used that skill despite having been attacked from behind at least three times."
XNPC Chapter 47: "And then Miranda didn't give Jeremy a ring that would alert him whenever someone was about to attack him from behind."
Check out Chapter Thirty One of XNPC, where Jeremy stares death in the eye and pushes himself beyond his limits as a mortal being in order to fight a level five slime.
XNPC: Chapter 28 is now up! Jeremy tried to choose his class. But what class can a robotics-obsessed nerd hope to find?
READ IT HERE!
Trying to write while you have a head cold be like...
Miranda fought with her daggers. She did a flip. Jeremy watched with wonder in his wow. She hit one and it fell down on the [can't think of word, come back later]. And then there were somethings happen over there n Jeremy went to stop it but he didn't have his axe and he said "(dozes off for fifteen minutes) And then Miranda did a flip.
Wise badger~.
Do you not like onomatopeia's?
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