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  1. CountVanBadger

    Bizarre Memes Thread

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    I want to invent a new sport

    Aww. Now I feel insecure about my body. Thanks a lot, Corty :(
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    I want to invent a new sport

    Imagine this: there's an Olympic-sized pool filled with water. A metal tower stands in the center of the pool, rising twenty or so feet high. At the top of the tower is a bunch of trampolines set up in a sort of bowl shape. The biggest trampoline acting as the floor is an octagon, and eight...
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    We don't need AI Slop illustration [RANT]

    Same difference. Art is expensive no matter where in the book it goes, so unless you're offering up your own money to cover the commission fee(s), you've got no right to tell the artist what to do with the story they're letting you read for free.
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    We don't need AI Slop illustration [RANT]

    The point of the thread being that when your readers don't like AI illustrations, you need to shell out hundreds of dollars to commission an artist?
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    We don't need AI Slop illustration [RANT]

    There's a difference between having a good relationship with your audience and letting them tell you to spend hundreds of dollars on something they're getting for free.
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    We don't need AI Slop illustration [RANT]

    Will you be paying to commission the artists for those illustrations? If not, kindly stop telling authors how to spend their money on the entertainment you're being given for free, and go taste test an electric fence.
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    Crimson Desert Releasing In One Week

    The climbing and gliding mechanics make it feel like Breath of the Wild with The Witcher 3's graphics and worldbuilding. Or maybe Tears of the Kingdom is a better comparison since it has sky islands you can explore and then dive back down to earth from. Also, they just released a patch that...
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    Crimson Desert Releasing In One Week

    I'm having a great time with it. I've actually decided to make myself put it down for a week or so. I've been playing it so much that I'm at risk of burning myself out on it.
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    I need a non-swear swear word

    How about NECROMANCER? This thread has been dead for five months, and I've already published the book I was trying to get help for. EDIT: looking at your post history, apparently commenting on dead threads is just something you like doing.
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    Cover Art Opinions?

  12. CountVanBadger

    Bizarre Memes Thread

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    Crimson Desert Releasing In One Week

    I climbed to the top of the tallest tower I could find today and snapped this screenshot.
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    XNPC: Chapter 28 is now up! Jeremy tried to choose his class. But what class can a...

    XNPC: Chapter 28 is now up! Jeremy tried to choose his class. But what class can a robotics-obsessed nerd hope to find? READ IT HERE!
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    Cover Art Opinions?

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    100 followers on Royal Road!

    Nobody's offended. I just don't know what you expect me to do with this information. It's been proven that meme ads are the most effective kind of ad on Royal Road. Why bring up that you don't like them unless you think that I'm going to switch to a less effective type of ad just because you...
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    100 followers on Royal Road!

    I only have two active members, one free and one paid. I have no idea if they found the book through my ad or not.
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    100 followers on Royal Road!

    Okay, but that's just you. Several people on Royal Road have shared their data after running ads multiple times over the years, and it's an undisputable fact that meme ads get more clicks than "serious" ads. You don't like them. What am I supposed to do with this information? "Well, I guess...
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    100 followers on Royal Road!

    Making RR ads is tricky. People respond better to meme ads, and a good meme is one that can be read and understood in just a couple seconds with as little thought as possible. That makes getting more than the most basic information across difficult. Especially when you also have to turn it into...
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    Bizarre Memes Thread

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