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  1. CountVanBadger

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    Writing three stories at once is not the Jedi way!

    Writing three stories at once is not the Jedi way!
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    I've been playing Final Fantasy Tactics, so I've had political thrillers on my mind for the past...

    I've been playing Final Fantasy Tactics, so I've had political thrillers on my mind for the past few days. It kinda makes me want to write a political thriller. A political thriller about... Cyborg samurais hunting kaiju on another planet for a bunch of dystopian megacorporations.
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    You speak madness

    You speak madness
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    It's not breakfast time 😡

    It's not breakfast time 😡
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    But it's 3:00 in the morning

    But it's 3:00 in the morning
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    Flatulent Willy

    Flatulent Willy
  9. CountVanBadger

    fish boy

    Okay, stingray then. Because I want him to have a stinger.
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    Me when I...

    Me when I п̵̼̜̲̎̎̔͗̓̂̅̕͝р̶̡̲͇͉̪͙͉͙̤͂͝͝о̸̻͍̰̗̮̓̉͝п̷̢̭͖̲̟͎͉͉͈̣̍̎̓у̴̡̬̩͔̟̼̱͔͓̘̓͒с̷͇̬̤̜͆̇͂̚т̵͚͚͉̺͖̱̐͂͜͝и̶̧̩̣̭͉̫̔́͒̉̕̕͜͝͠т̷̧̥̠͚̬̟̲̬̒̈́̎̚ь̸̨͉̱̟̓͂͒̌͑͗̚ͅ ̵̙̩̥͍͎͇̹̿̏͋̍з̶̹̞̂̈́͛̄̋̐̑̈̐̕ӓ̸͕̜̙͔̻̪̼̘́̒̀͒́в̴̬̺̫͎̯͛̇̐̓͜т̸̮͖̼͇̻̻̍͊р̷̨͓̯͔̙̘́͜а̷͙̫͐̒̐͌к̴̨̡̖̙̘̭̱̭̈̒̍͘̕
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    fish boy

    EDIT: stingray, not manta ray. Imagine you're reading a book (stretching your suspension of disbelief to its limits, I know) about a guy who gets isekaid to a pirate/nautical-themed story, and in the process he gets turned into some kind of fish man. Which of these two fish would you prefer...
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    Bizarre Memes Thread

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    How do you maintain a good schedule?

    Psychological abuse. I'm not CountVanBadger when I don't write at least 1000 words a day. I'm PeasantMcSkunk.
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    Bizarre Memes Thread

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    This is why it's a mistake for video game devs to let me name my own party members. [IMG]

    This is why it's a mistake for video game devs to let me name my own party members.
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    What did you learn today?

    I must be spending too much time on this website, because I didn't see the word "clicks" the first time I read that, and was very confused and also disturbed. Today, I learned that the world record for someone holding their breath underwater is twenty nine minutes and three seconds.
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    Bizarre Memes Thread

    Somebody get on this.
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    Sleep schedule.

    Bed sometime between 6 and 7 am, get up somewhere between 3 and 5 pm.
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    Books with the worst morals/messages?

    Literally none of this has anything to do with why I made this thread. Go make your own thread if you want to talk about this. Or don't, I don't care. Just stop derailing my thread.
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    What do you use to write with?

    I use google docs so I can access it no matter where I am. When I was younger, though, I used one of these: It was really handy back when I didn't have 24/7 internet access. You can buy them for, like, $30 on ebay, and a few AA batteries will keep it running for 700 hours. It has a built in...
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