Azhurie_Mythephan Apr 4, 2026 If you give a human a starship, then he'll ask if he can ram it into the sun at full speed.
Azhurie_Mythephan Apr 4, 2026 My package will be here within the month. I say month, because it's coming from the complete opposite side of the country...
My package will be here within the month. I say month, because it's coming from the complete opposite side of the country...
Azhurie_Mythephan Apr 3, 2026 I'm afraid to shit myself right now. I am having a viewing of Extreme Diarrhea 3: Out of Paper 2: The Night Runs.
I'm afraid to shit myself right now. I am having a viewing of Extreme Diarrhea 3: Out of Paper 2: The Night Runs.
Azhurie_Mythephan Apr 3, 2026 The saying "it takes a village to raise a child" actually means that if you do something bad in front of Timmy's mom, then she'll beat your ass and then tell every other mother in the village, who each will also beat your ass.
The saying "it takes a village to raise a child" actually means that if you do something bad in front of Timmy's mom, then she'll beat your ass and then tell every other mother in the village, who each will also beat your ass.
Azhurie_Mythephan Apr 2, 2026 My couch is an evil bastard and decided it wanted to stab me. Evil bastard couch.
Azhurie_Mythephan Apr 2, 2026 I had butter chicken, rice, and naan for dinner. I'm eating the second half of my dinner four hours later, because I can't eat it all at once.
I had butter chicken, rice, and naan for dinner. I'm eating the second half of my dinner four hours later, because I can't eat it all at once.
Azhurie_Mythephan Apr 2, 2026 I'mma miss y'all foolish mortals in 200 years when y'all are dead n' gone.
Azhurie_Mythephan Apr 1, 2026 I get anxiety when the lyrics for the music I listen to has a woman singing them.
Azhurie_Mythephan Apr 1, 2026 Happy April Fools day. Let's face it, I don't need April to tell you guys that you are fools.
Azhurie_Mythephan Mar 31, 2026 Your body will pretend that it likes you. Then, when you wake up, you will feel all of its pain.