Azhurie_Mythephan

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 4, 2025

Think about it... Have you ever seen your neighbors carry groceries into their home? I have seen that a total of one time in the entire almost 21 years of my life... Do these people ever eat? Are they aliens from another planet(not Portugal)? Are they NPCs whose only purpose is to fill in the background?

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 4, 2025

http://imgur.com/a/KblMbFK

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 3, 2025

According to yet another delivery driver, I am 'sweetcheeks'...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 3, 2025

It's been 5 days since it was bought, and the milk is already rancid, even though the sell by date is still a month and a half away... I opened it on the second day, and it tasted fine, but it went rancid after a single day of being open... It's not the fridge. The fridge is clean. It's the milk, and I want to call in a complaint to both Wal-Mart and their supplier, because this has been happening for months.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 3, 2025

The magic of being isekaied with your cell phone is that, if you were smart enough, you could have downloaded(read as: totally not illegal ) a ton of tutorials on how to do literally anything from the internet and then stored them on a 512 GB microSD card inside your phone before you got isekaied... This is assuming you are a "doomsday prepper"(read as: smart ).

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 2, 2025

The laws of magic allow dark matter to propagate itself endlessly without much regard for physics, so long as the universe has enough space for it, because the laws of magic are higher than the laws of physics, and they have little to no regard for conservation of mass and energy.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 2, 2025

To think that 2020 was just a week ago...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 2, 2025

Soltaix'dainm, Lumnaxi'dainm, Thutheamna'dainm, Wexdaomni'dainm, Tothemnil'dainm, Friloxmna'dainm, Karthosaxi'dainm.
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 1, 2025

I can't wait for 10 days from now, when the Wal-Mart decides to sell all the leftover Halloween candy at discount prices, and then I buy 10 pounds of candy for $12.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 1, 2025

The toys in toy story use the internet, and that means that in the toy story universe, you could be chatting with a plastic dinosaur when you talk to someone online...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Nov 1, 2025

My cat likes to climb into the dishwasher and drink the juice pooled at the bottom...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 31, 2025

I live!

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 28, 2025

Why are inchworms so massive? Can't they make millimeter worms instead? The inch worm is the length of a fifth of my height...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 27, 2025

NyuUuUuUuUuUuUumn!

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 27, 2025

It took me 12 minutes to make a turkey sandwich...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 27, 2025

I am sitting next to a large ball of hair that came out of my hairbrushes. When I brush my hair, I use three differently textured brushes to get my hair really smooth, so the brushes have a lot of hair in them when you put all the hair together.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 27, 2025

Left ear is bleeding a little bit.

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  JayMark

• Oct 27, 2025

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 27, 2025

I can hear Morse code in my left ear.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Oct 26, 2025

Maybe eating 7 tacos, a pile of chips, and drinking 2 sodas wasn't the best idea...