Azhurie_Mythephan

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 14, 2025

First time I read that kind of story, it was the demons from hell, next was the demons from the red fog, then we had the demons from another universe, now, we have the demons from the abyss. Why is it always demons as the world enemy with these secretly not-so-secretly super overworked Chinese writer guy mans? Bruh, the humans were more evil to each other than even the demons in hell in the first one I read.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 14, 2025

I went to the store earlier, but there was a stoner sitting on the ground outside the front door when I came out, stoned out of his gourd, asking for money.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 13, 2025

I just went to the store, and several of the items I got point to the actual existence of the mythical country of France, and I was in shock.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 13, 2025

I must clarify that the previous post that I made that was deleted(first time one of my posts on my profile was deleted by anyone other than me actually(I think, I would remember)), was a joke, but i forgot to say it as such. I do not really hate society, but it could be a lot better.(note: do not dive into politics)

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 12, 2025

I literally nailed my Portuguese neighbor to a cross during a church play once, and it was hilarious. I think that he is being traumatized by his wife right now, because she is going through a midlife crisis, and she joined a cult that has had several FBI raids done on it, as well as sold her house and moved to the other side of the country.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 12, 2025

A fencing master once foiled my plans...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 12, 2025

I was, am, and will be hungry.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 12, 2025

I hate the HOA, or as I call them, the gaycHhOgAy.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 12, 2025

"Ragebaiting" is only called this way because it sounds better than "verbal abuse" or "harassment", and also sounds better than saying "I am a dickbag, and a sicko, and enjoy it when others are in mental anguish". This naming is designed to protect the person who is being verbally abusive from having their over-inflated and unearned ego shatter into tiny pieces.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 11, 2025

On Wednesday, last week, I got called sweet cheeks by the delivery driver who dropped off my food. 2 weeks before, I was called sweetie by a different man, also a delivery driver.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 11, 2025

It makes me a little sad that almost none of you actually know what a Citrus Lump is.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 11, 2025

Requested a name change.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 11, 2025

Because I am autistic, and have trouble formulating spoken sentences, I use a special tactic when talking to someone, and it's called repetition.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 10, 2025

If you or anybody you know was exposed to the Chernobyl reactor and suffered 12th degree burns on their entire existence, then you may be entitled to financial compensation.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 9, 2025

Ok, so I just realized that legion and lesion sound similar, because I have two lesions in my mouth and started thinking about thia. Lesion is not to be confused with the word 'legion' which is also called a battlegroup, and is made up of 500 strong and able warriors. I do not have two legions in my mouth, because that is disgusting.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 9, 2025

@AnonUnlimited
You're missing an entire 100 rules between 3852 and 3953.

Spoiler: Evidence

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 9, 2025

We're no stranger to drugs
You know the dealer, and so do I
3 pounds of crack is what i'm thinking of
You couldn't get this price from another guy
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
I'm trippin' balls on the floor

Jesus Christ, Is that a fish?!
Dancing on my pasta dish!?
Why does he have a gun?

Oh my lord, is that a gourd!?
Pulling out a holy sword!?
From the stone in my backyard!?

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 8, 2025

Imagine... imagine... Imagine...
You wake up one morning, but then you realize that you are naked, your *ss hurts, you are a female when you shouldn't have been, and in your bed is a light elemental elf, also female. What is your response to this fallacy?

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 8, 2025

On Aeremetherlem'oeth, as they do not possess a citizenship, @AnonUnlimited is considered an illegal alien, and on the grounds that they are not a question mark, does not qualify for protection under the Question Mark Protections Act of 1983 of the Deltrian Era. Illegal aliens are to be exterminated on sight if they are spotted entering or inside of the atmosphere.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Aug 8, 2025

With time as my canvas containing transfinite infinities, the paint of space is currently 8:21 PM