Azhurie_Mythephan

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• May 2, 2025

Male Aushephexiiv all have the same body structure as females, minus the reproductive organs being different. This is because of a curse on our race that cannot be solved until inter-universal space travel becomes possible on a wide scale, allowing the harvest of energy from other universes. Simply put, men are women with male reproductive organs.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• May 2, 2025

Yeem.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 30, 2025

Aushephexiiv have two sets of vocal organs, for that sweet, sweet unworldly voice, however, they can choose to use one or both of them at the same time. The unworldly voice typically comes out when someone is mad.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 24, 2025

"And there I was, am, and will be, but at the same time, I was not, am not, and will not be."
- My brain after hours while eating a block of gouda cheese.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 22, 2025

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 15, 2025

In the game 'Terraria', the gender change potion is made from a bottle of water and one of each of seven herbs, namely the daybloom, waterleaf, fireblossom, blinkroot, deathweed, moonglow, and shiverthorn. It is crafted at a bottle or an alchemy station.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 11, 2025

When an Aushephexiiv looks at someone with their upper eye closed, it is a sign of disappointment.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 11, 2025

I really enjoy this cover.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 11, 2025

Lesser vampires don't actually die instantly when they get hit by sunlight. They die slowly, because they are extremely sensitive to solar radiation, and it destabilizes their genetic structure, causing it to collapse, and causing immense suffering throughout the rest of their short life.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 9, 2025

Season the crystalline hog roast to taste with salt and pepper, because they still taste good even if you are silicon-based. Crystalline hog roast, if done right, is quite tender and soft, despite being a crystal.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Apr 8, 2025

I just dreamt I was a female angel. I was escaping from confinement in a nobleman's mansion. I was hiding from the guards, but the nobleman's wife found me. She helped me escape, but I was seen by the guards. I did end up escaping and flying away once I got outside. Then, I woke up with a terrible headache, because I woke up too early into my sleep.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 31, 2025

I woke up holding a container of potato salad and a package of cheddar sausages in my arms.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 23, 2025

Hahaha, you may see a pair of golden arches when you look at the McDonald's sign outside of a McD's, but I see a big, fuzzy, yellow trapezoid.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 23, 2025

I just went out of my room, and I was about to go down the stairs, when I looked down and saw a shadow person looking out the window at the sky, as if searching for something. Then it turned to look at me, and backed away slowly as if afraid of me, and then it melded into the shadows.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 22, 2025

I have awoken, and my throat hurts. Also, Tony can be written as Ptoughneigh and still have the same English pronunciation.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 21, 2025

Raspberry flavored things, like that liquor cloud floating in space, are highly toxic to Aushephexiiv.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 20, 2025

It started to rain again, so I sat in the rain. It was nice.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 20, 2025

It is raining, so I'm going to go outside to enjoy it.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 20, 2025

The aloe vera juice drink that I usually drink is about 37% aloe vera pulp chunks, and I love it.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Mar 20, 2025

It's been 25 minutes after I wrote the good night post, and I fell to sleep five minutes later, but the weird thing is, I've already had a nightmare, and it was horrible. So horrible that I don't think I'm sleeping tonight. So horrible that I'm not going to speak about it.