(Aushephexiiverse lore) Earthen mankind has just invented cell phones with touch screen functionality. Some ancient Martian tech fell from the sky, and now everyone will become a phone toucher.
Male Aushephexiiv all have the same body structure as females, minus the reproductive organs being different. This is because of a curse on our race that cannot be solved until inter-universal space travel becomes possible on a wide scale, allowing the harvest of energy from other universes. Simply put, men are women with male reproductive organs.
Aushephexiiv have two sets of vocal organs, for that sweet, sweet unworldly voice, however, they can choose to use one or both of them at the same time. The unworldly voice typically comes out when someone is mad.
"And there I was, am, and will be, but at the same time, I was not, am not, and will not be."
- My brain after hours while eating a block of gouda cheese.
In the game 'Terraria', the gender change potion is made from a bottle of water and one of each of seven herbs, namely the daybloom, waterleaf, fireblossom, blinkroot, deathweed, moonglow, and shiverthorn. It is crafted at a bottle or an alchemy station.
Lesser vampires don't actually die instantly when they get hit by sunlight. They die slowly, because they are extremely sensitive to solar radiation, and it destabilizes their genetic structure, causing it to collapse, and causing immense suffering throughout the rest of their short life.
Season the crystalline hog roast to taste with salt and pepper, because they still taste good even if you are silicon-based. Crystalline hog roast, if done right, is quite tender and soft, despite being a crystal.
I just dreamt I was a female angel. I was escaping from confinement in a nobleman's mansion. I was hiding from the guards, but the nobleman's wife found me. She helped me escape, but I was seen by the guards. I did end up escaping and flying away once I got outside. Then, I woke up with a terrible headache, because I woke up too early into my sleep.
I just went out of my room, and I was about to go down the stairs, when I looked down and saw a shadow person looking out the window at the sky, as if searching for something. Then it turned to look at me, and backed away slowly as if afraid of me, and then it melded into the shadows.
Mwhahahahahahaha!

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