Azhurie_Mythephan

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 26, 2025

Aushephexiiv wear earth-esque clothing, though some of us also wear wing or tail ornaments. Tail ornaments can only be worn by those with draconic features, for obvious reasons. Wing ornaments are more widely used, because just about everyone has at least one pair of wings.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 26, 2025

Random Aushephexiiv: Wow! I think the humans called it a "pressure cooker".
Pressure cooker: *hisses in pressure cooker*
Random Aushephexiiv: Woah! What kind of creature is this "pressure cooker"?
Pressure cooker: *explodes violently*
Random Aushephexiiv: *cowering in fear because of loud scary noise* please don't hurt me...

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 26, 2025

I have an irrational fear of active pressure cookers.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 25, 2025

Evidence of murder is hard to find in Aushephexiiv society, considering that there hasn't been a murder in two Earth millennia.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 24, 2025

Anyone who says that only old people eat butter pecan ice cream, you are wrong. I love butter pecan, because it tastes like the flavor of my childhood.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 19, 2025

Aeremetherlem'oeth has an orbital ring station, though it's mostly made of extremely hard wood from the surface. The wood used is from the Aethemn tree, and has a hardness of 9.5, along with being highly heat resistant and mildly pliable. The Aethemn tree can grow as long as the surrounding dark matter is plentiful, so it is grown on planets closer to the system star.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 18, 2025

Aeremetherlem'oeth is the name of the home world of the Aushephexiiv.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 18, 2025

There are Aushephexiiv who have earth-beast-like tails and ears, and there are Aushephexiiv with elfin ears. Some of us even have fuzzy-like draconic features. There are not any Aushephexiiv with human-like ears. All of them have feathered wings though.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 14, 2025

Aushephexiiv can have up to 6 pairs of feathered wings that share the color of their eyes and horns. These wings are ethereal at the base and do not have any effects on wearing a shirt.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 13, 2025

I was listening to music with my phone and a wireless headset, and the headset literally just started whispering in a demonic tongue in my ear.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 9, 2025

The blood glows in the dark and is a healthy color based on the color of the flesh and skin. The flesh varies in color from blue to violet or tar-black, and the skin is in pastel shades from bluish colors, or grey. The eyes are similar to a human's eyes, but have much more color varied and also reflective irises and most have three eyes.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 6, 2025

Humans lack the ability to use any form of magic, because their cell structures cannot retain dark matter (mana). To be able to use magic, they would need to either modify their cell structure to be able to retain dark matter, or make the switch from being carbon-based to being silicon-based life.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 4, 2025

I was playing modded Minecraft earlier.

Spoiler: Screenshot of my character on a natural floating island

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Feb 1, 2025

You can buy quality stones to eat on earth, alternatively you can literally just eat random stones off of the side of the road.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 30, 2025

Aushephexiiv... Child of Aushephex.
Aushephex... A massive serpent of a staggering 26,237.1 km long. Our goddess and creator who is still among us today. Has a humanoid form of stunning beauty. Floats around the home world from space.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 26, 2025

I'm crazy, not stupid. I will not dive into the ocean to find Atlantis, because I know full well that it is just an undersea base made by my own people a long time ago.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 25, 2025

My 40 gram chunk of plutonium actually contains 17 grams of protein according to a nutritional chart I just read.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 24, 2025

yes

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 24, 2025

I can confirm that this is, in fact, how a pyramid works.

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  Azhurie_Mythephan

• Jan 23, 2025

Lapis tastes like vanilla ice cream with caramel and chocolate drizzle and peanut topping.