Without spoiling anything, post one joke thats in your story today

[DavidPope]

Do you really need that? The mystery’s gone. The mysterious elf is already out of the bag.

 

[Bimbanana]

I just create a Lamia character that works part-time as a pole dance stripper

Rattle that ass baby! ?

 

[Bimbanana]

Just made another one on the new chapter

When you're milking a cow, do not mistaken Betsy with Anthony

 

[DismaiNaim]

"did my ears really stick out that much?"

 

[AliceMoonvale]

“A giant snake. Giant wolves. An alternate dimension...” - “Must be Thursday!”

 

[Bimbanana]

My new chapter

If your tavern customer starts speaking Latin, always suspect the demon part-timer that you just hired for the kitchen

Building World Peace with My Bloodthirsty Demon Army

 

[Bimbanana]

5 minutes ago, I promise myself not to open forum and focus on writing


Building World Peace with My Bloodthirsty Demon Army

 

[Bimbanana]

Just writing a scene where two dwarves pounding a downed enemy with their hammers.
Thinking that maybe i should made them yell Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho! on every pounding

Building World Peace with My Bloodthirsty Demon Army

 

[WhimsicalLantern]

I'm cheating slightly because the joke won't come out for another ~2 weeks in my novel, but I laugh every time I read it when editing:

As long as it's not bowling. I appear to have lost my skill at that and feel like I might make a series of poor life choices if this man takes me to a bowling alley.

 

[TheEldritchGod]

Ryan stood there for a few moments then scratched the back of his head, "Well..." He let his arm and shoulders drop in defeat, "Oh C'mon! You know me! I got verbal diarrhea!" He started gesturing as if he was throwing up, "Stuff just comes out of my mouth! I don't even think about it!" He gestured to professor Grobe, "YES... I may have implied she had... density issues-" Grobe glared even harder, "When I mentioned that I hoped that should wouldn't eat me."



Ryan held up a finger towards Grobe, "BUT! I insult everyone equally! Even myself." He pointed at his crotch, "Take my dick for example." He held up a thumb and finger an inch apart, "Absolutely tiny." She blinked and pulled back in confusion. Ryan nodded, "Indeed. When it gets cold, it becomes literally convex." He held out his hands, "I went to the doctor the other day, he said I had to go to a veterinarian because he thought it was a mosquito fang." The headmaster blinked and wanted to interrupt, but Ryan was on a roll, "I told the doctor to be serious and explain why I had all these scales on my dick."



"He said it was reptile dysfunction."



Grobe snorted.



"I asked the doctor how do I cure it? He said, 'For starters stop masturbating.' I asked him, 'Why?' and he replied, 'I'm trying to examine you!'"



Professor Grobe covered her mouth and tried very hard to keep from laughing, but it was obvious from her red face it was barely contained



Ryan started bounce his shoulders, "If they say having sex with two girls is a threesome, and having sex with three girls is a foursome... Well... Now you know why I keep getting called HANDsome!"

 

[Nekyo]

My comedy is character based so sorry if the scene is a bit long. For context Hollow was an ex-demon lord now getting used to Human world:

Spoiler: Mansion React

Despite their skepticism, even Lily and Felix had to admit—this mansion was way beyond what they expected. They kept absorbing the luxuries.

Meanwhile, Hollow had yet to react to anything.

He took in the house, the expensive furniture, the entertainment systems… and simply did not care.

Ian, noticing this, smirked.

“Damn, dude. I thought even you would be impressed by this.”

Hollow’s expression remained neutral.

“It’s a house.”

Ian nearly choked on his drink.

“It’s a goddamn dream house, you ungrateful bastard.”

Felix, meanwhile, was unbothered. “Let him be.”

But Ian was determined.

He walked back to the fridge, rummaging through it. “Fine, if this place doesn’t impress you, let’s see if I can find something that will.”

He started pulling out snacks, meats, high-quality food items—

Something had to get Hollow to acknowledge that this wasn’t just a regular place.

Hollow walked up to the kitchen counter as Ian continued flaunting the luxurious selection of snacks and ingredients. He picked up a cut of premium meat, took a bite, chewed slowly—and then, after a long pause, shrugged.

“…It’s nice.”

Ian froze with disbelief.

Felix blinked.

Ian set his beer down. “That’s it?”

Hollow swallowed. “It’s just food.”

Ian threw his hands up. “Jesus, if we ever take you to a five-star restaurant, the chef might try to kill you on the spot.”

Felix snorted. “Honestly, it’s impressive how little he reacts to anything.”

Hollow, after realizing what Ian said, he muttered, “We’ll see who kills who…”

Lily cleared her throat loudly and clumsy, trying to drown out his voice as she elbowed him for saying that.

He barely reacted. She could only pray that somewhere in that thick head of his, he had understood to behave.

Spoiler

Ryan stood there for a few moments then scratched the back of his head, "Well..." He let his arm and shoulders drop in defeat, "Oh C'mon! You know me! I got verbal diarrhea!" He started gesturing as if he was throwing up, "Stuff just comes out of my mouth! I don't even think about it!" He gestured to professor Grobe, "YES... I may have implied she had... density issues-" Grobe glared even harder, "When I mentioned that I hoped that should wouldn't eat me."



Ryan held up a finger towards Grobe, "BUT! I insult everyone equally! Even myself." He pointed at his crotch, "Take my dick for example." He held up a thumb and finger an inch apart, "Absolutely tiny." She blinked and pulled back in confusion. Ryan nodded, "Indeed. When it gets cold, it becomes literally convex." He held out his hands, "I went to the doctor the other day, he said I had to go to a veterinarian because he thought it was a mosquito fang." The headmaster blinked and wanted to interrupt, but Ryan was on a roll, "I told the doctor to be serious and explain why I had all these scales on my dick."



"He said it was reptile dysfunction."



Grobe snorted.



"I asked the doctor how do I cure it? He said, 'For starters stop masturbating.' I asked him, 'Why?' and he replied, 'I'm trying to examine you!'"



Professor Grobe covered her mouth and tried very hard to keep from laughing, but it was obvious from her red face it was barely contained



Ryan started bounce his shoulders, "If they say having sex with two girls is a threesome, and having sex with three girls is a foursome... Well... Now you know why I keep getting called Handsome!"

Your scene plays like a stand up show! That's so fun lol haha frigging "reptile dysfunction" ?

 

[ElijahRyne]

I'll start with mine

Goblin cheerleaders can be very mean in highschool

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Pancakes are best eaten without syrup, folded like a taco.

 

[AnEmberOfSundown]

Pancakes are best eaten without syrup, folded like a taco.

 

[DireBadger]

I shook my head. “No, just visiting. I have been on the wall before, but my power has...expanded, since last time, so I am not sure what my role is now. ‘Designated disaster’ is usually a safe bet.”

 

[Bimbanana]

"Nice gun you got there" she hides behind a wall.
"Yeah," the assassin guild leader reloads his shotgun "good thing you Muricans are pretty lenient with gun controls"
"We do, our amendment believe every people should born with a gun"

Building World Peace with My Bloodthirsty Demon Army

 

[Elmir_Arch-Ham_of_Omega]

“Shoo! Shoo!” she yelled, pushing off a cat-sized sparrow that perched on shoulder.
The bird squawked and hopped off.
“Go on a diet, birdy!” she cried.
The bird squawked in offense as it flew off.

 

[Maelstrom556]

"I would never harm my Baba Yaga."
"You shot me just last month!"

"Nice gun you got there" she hides behind a wall.
"Yeah," the assassin guild leader reloads his shotgun "good thing you Muricans are pretty lenient with gun controls"
"We do, our amendment believe every people should born with a gun"

This could easily continue into a joke from Borderlands 3.
"I was born with guns in my hands!"
"Yer poor mother..."

 

[Bimbanana]

Sometimes jokes can come to you without you need to do anything

Someone next door put this comment in one of my chapter:

"why should he suffer for her death when he chooses himself above anyone I know it's selfish and heartless but look at the world his in no body gave him a choice, honestly author u need figure something out"

Meanwhile the chapter in question is fully about Abrams tank fighting medieval cavalry.

 

[Zagaroth]

Li’s mouth fell open in surprise, but it was Kazue who reacted first. “Oh goddess he’s so adorable!” her delighted squee seemed to stun Li as the kitsune hopped off of Mordecai’s lap to scoop Li into her arms for a tight hug. The perpetually adolescent shattered god was squeezed firmly against soft, heavenly curves, and this little shard of divinity fainted, a small trickle of blood coming from his nose.

 

[DismaiNaim]

I stood up straight, rested one hand on the hilt, lifted my chest high, and gazed gloriously towards the heavens. “I am called to arms! I shall swear to die for our holy Emperor so that he may go on being a cunt… or cunt emperor to be holy… wait, which was it?”