Dad Jokes

[Bimbanana]

But...that was a joke...

Maybe you should tell a chemistry joke to get a "reaction?"

I don't get it

There's a saying in (American?) English that goes: "See you later, alligator!" to which you respond with "In a while, crocodile!"

Actually, in asia, men who are assholes (womanizer etc) are called a crocodile

 

[sleepandeatallday]

But...that was a joke...

4/10
So horrible... it's perfect to be a dad joke

 

[Juia_Darkcrest]

My dream job would be to clean mirrors.

I could really see myself doing that

 

[Pennywise]

Richie asked Eddie to meet him at the Gym, but Eddie never showed up...
Guess the two of them aren't going to work out...
(Richie likes Eddie)

 

[sleepandeatallday]

My dream job would be to clean mirrors.

I could really see myself doing that

8/10
The ideal job for narcissist people! I can earn money all while staring at my beautiful reflection

Richie asked Eddie to meet him at the Gym, but Eddie never showed up...
Guess the two of them aren't going to work out...

7/10

 

[Bimbanana]

Sigh... unfortunately many people quit looking for work once they find a job

 

[Pennywise]

Sigh... unfortunately many people quit looking for work once they find a job

But they still work!

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Sigh... unfortunately many people quit looking for work once they find a job

....that sounds logical but also illogical...

you know what.... you get full points for this complex question....

 

[Bimbanana]

....that sounds logical but also illogical...

you know what.... you get full points for this complex question....

My logic is sound. Unfortunately, it's static

 

[Juia_Darkcrest]

I can't take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.

I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

I can't take my dog to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him.

I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

Ahh I finally got it!

9/10

 

[AliceMoonvale]

 

[sleepandeatallday]

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10/10. This deserves a full score!

 

[Conqueror_Quack]

 

[sleepandeatallday]

....I don't get it! QAQ

 

[Alski]

....I don't get it! QAQ

Its because you make duck sounds.

 

[Playerkartik]

....I don't get it! QAQ

Its the accent...Wooden sounds like Wouldn't....

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Its the accent...Wooden sounds like Wouldn't....

I get it now!

7/10

 

[Juia_Darkcrest]

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Ah, dam

 

[Bimbanana]

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Ah, dam

@sleepandeatallday if you dont give this 10/10, we'll fight