Dad Jokes

[Alski]

I don't get it QAQ

A female deer is a doe.
.

 

[JayMark]

How much milk do you need?
Just a pint o?

 

[Bimbanana]

How much milk do you need?
Just a pint o?

You should have use:

What a cow's facial hair is called?

A Moo-stache

 

[Playerkartik]

I don't get it QAQ

the deer doesn't have a penis do he's screemin...Oh...so D'oh!

You should have use:

What a cow's facial hair is called?

A Moo-stache

@JayMark
do you have a moo-stache?

 

[sleepandeatallday]

How much milk do you need?
Just a pint o?

4/10
It has the potential to be a dad joke!

You should have use:

What a cow's facial hair is called?

A Moo-stache

7/10 too good to be labelled a dad joke!

 

[Juia_Darkcrest]

Did you hear about the accident down in the Caribbean?

Apparently, a red boat and a blue boat crashed into each other.

The survivors are said to be marooned.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Did you hear about the accident down in the Caribbean?

Apparently, a red boat and a blue boat crashed into each other.

The survivors are said to be marooned.

8/10

 

[JayMark]

Why ya'll postin' here anyway?
Are you doing it for em?

 

[BearlyAlive]

Why did the crows get put into Jail? Attempted murder.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Why did the crows get put into Jail? Attempted murder.

8/10
Free my crows! They did no wrong!

 

[Alski]

8/10
Free my crows! They did no wrong!

Crow murder is a major concern in the community, every time a group of them take flight it happens.

 

[sleepandeatallday]

Crow murder is a major concern in the community, every time a group of them take flight it happens.

6/10

Borderline dad joke!

 

[Alski]

 

[Conqueror_Quack]