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  1. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Okay :blob_melt: W-wait those are rather large, I'm not sure if I can handle them (inb4 he finds out that only minion Ssemouy gets hit by the memory loss.)
  2. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Lord Matcha... What do you intend do with those tentacles? :blob_hmm: Also what happened during the shotgun wedding? Someone must've been an impressive sharpshooter because I died without even knowing it
  3. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Obviously that isn't a contest, that title belongs to Envy
  4. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Now, it is time for me to become the tallest usi- [ERROR: Villainess.exe has timed out] [Reason: Abuse of privileges granted to her by Headmaster Tony]
  5. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    I blame Heroine Ssemouy for this glitch in reality!
  6. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    *points at hair* *its pink* You think that minion would have the dignity to even talk about her height? Seymour can redefine physics, and the VIllainess' declaration says screw the inverse square law :blob_evil:
  7. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    *pulls you into the hole* Nope!
  8. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Hmm, this design isn't quite human enough *MacGyvers them into mechanical spider legs and extends the range* Much better. :blob_evil: Heh, still taller now.
  9. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    *uses Matcha as a footstool* *now a head taller than you* You were saying? :blob_evil:
  10. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Hurray for living! @DannyTheDaikon Ha, you're smol!
  11. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

  12. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Also I'm not on my laptop so I'm kinda stuck like this T_T
  13. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Y'know now that I'm awake I realized this is a bit of a hole, since Heroine Ssemouy and regular Ssemouy's existence overlaps, so it would be as if Ssemouy was a heroine from the first day until now
  14. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    *nyooms* *snaps pictures of the Mother, for posterity.* *wonders which shade of green she should use so it doesn't overlap* *nyooms* *overlaps the existence of vodka and vinegar. Meaning that vodka can serve the purposes of vinegar, and vice versa* *nyooms* *drops off Seymour* *leaps out of...
  15. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Ah, I am sorry, but Seymour's wishes come before yours - for she was the first to call out for me, and this is not the ending she seeks. Fare thee well, my prince. ( ´・・)ノ(. ‎ .`) See you later, we won't meet again.
  16. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    (Tomorrow, maybe, I wanna sleep)
  17. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    (╯✧ ∇ ✧)╯Why yes, they are all quite lovely. I can just feel your passion behind each sculpture, my prince. As much as I would like to make their existence a permanence, it is yet time to do so. I'm afraid after this, you may forget me, but know that this is for the greater good, for that...
  18. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Hmm, shall I bring Seymour back? This part of the wedding seems meant for her more than it is meant for me.
  19. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Thank you, goddess daikon! Though may I ask as to why you're calling me Green Ssemouy? :blob_frown:
  20. SsemouyOnan

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Well, I was completely honest by saying that it was the thought that counts. Once things return to the way it should be, material things cannot be brought with me into the impossible world. In fact, even if they were still in reality, they're at risk of being overwritten and corrected if the...
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