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Honestly I'm just passing time until Luoir gives me his child, but perhaps that can be saved for next time

Flawlessly calculated, and perfectly executed.

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*-breaking straight through it and kicking [Corty] in the face*

-intentionally, into an elegant cartwheel*

With some duct tape, an umbrella and a second-hand air conditioner I have now made an un-spoiling machine. As for the banana peels... I literally don't even need any powers for that. Walking through them is just a thing I do :blob_evil:

...This is Shizuku's base, I'm homeless :blob_uwu:

Thanks for testing our KIS-D forcefield, it seems to be functioning properly... Can you hit it a bit harder now?

*teleports behind you* *puts on sunglasses*

She's on your side... You should be happy she could casually set off a nuke

(I assume you mean reciprocate by replicate) Hmm, to be honest, that says more about your Rootling than it does of me. I have all her memories, after all. Besides, isn't this the first time we've properly met. So isn't it quite early to be speaking of how well we know the other? Kihihi. That...

(OOC: I was actually just hinting at you sleeping with one. But you walked straight into asking Seymour for clarifications so it's now worse. You're welcome.)

Hmph, need I really bring up all the evidence as to why this is not the case? Your relationship with that vampire is that of a symbiote, implying that you both benefit from. In my case, only one of us shall rightfully use and destroy the other. Would my Lady really be flustered if she were to be...

Let me make this very clear, daikon - this has nothing to do with my tendencies. It's all about power! Hmm, it is acceptable then. Though I do say that in terms of chocolate, those moulded from his body are the best. No, no, as a first, sign this soul-binding contract. Second, lay an eldritch...

They say the route is lined with many death flags that lead to bad ends. Thankfully they're all linked to one character so that's all you have to watch out for. :blob_hmm_two:Not sure who that is though.

Earn it first :blob_evil:

Well, I say that morality is very different for eternal beings. What is be considered the cruelest of acts for humans may be the most saintly deliverance for them. Although, what kind of terrific fate is in store for me if even my enemy wants to save me?! ...though if it's the Lady I don't mind...

...You didn't call a bluff on one of my Lady's threats, no? She may act kind, but she never goes back on those. What's worse is I never end up knowing what is until it actually happens... :blob_shock: *sips tea* So, you know how Prince had that ASMR problem? Well, someone else has caught it as...

@GoodPerson, if you wanna talk about what you're talking about seriously - make a thread about it. Most people in this thread come here to literally just fool around, and it doesn't seem you have anyone willing to engage in a way you desire

Huh, Luoir's moan? No, why would I be terrified by THAT? I find it a quite pleasant ambience, in actuality. No, what had terrified me was what occured before my revival... but I suppose I would appreciate the tea. Just not lemon, only heroes drink that. I know Danny joked about you being my...