SHF High-school Fanfic

[SRB]

I DIDN'T ASK WHAT HE DID, I ASK HOW HE'D COME TO YOU

... You do know that it was a low-hanging fruit, yet you still reached for it. I am disappointed.

*removed everything in your general direction*

 

[SRB]

It's probably ~2:30 +/- 1 hour for Boi

3:30

 

[Deleted member 146224]

3:30

Go sleep

 

[SRB]

Go sleep

Pot meet kettle.

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Pot meet kettle.

(°ロ°)
I actually slept most of the day, but I should probably go too...

 

[Azure_Fog]

Right, I need to sleep. See you all tomorrow. Maybe. God knows I'm gonna regret staying up this late.

Night~

ouch~ ouch~ ouch~
*rubs nose*
still cute

Nooo~!!! I refuse~!!

(°ロ°)
*instantly teleports to catch Her Stabbyness*
ノ( ゜-゜ノ) I think it's time to think about fixing you height

*becomes normal size*
Ehe~

NYAAAAaaaAAAA~ haha~ oh nyoooo~ I was so bad nya~

Good~ You know your place~
*bites other ear*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

Everyone would be terrified of reviving to the sound of Luoir's moan Would you like some tea? Or maybe vodka would be better in this circumstances

Huh, Luoir's moan? No, why would I be terrified by THAT? I find it a quite pleasant ambience, in actuality.

No, what had terrified me was what occured before my revival... but I suppose I would appreciate the tea. Just not lemon, only heroes drink that.

3:30

I know Danny joked about you being my 4th alter ego but you don't have to actually become me like that

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Nooo~!!! I refuse~!!

This domain belongs to your Danny, and in this domain Danny says that you are cute nya~

*becomes normal size*
Ehe~

*immediately gets flustered*
H-Hello there Good to have you back in proper size Your Stabbyness

Good~ You know your place~
*bites other ear*

Yes, Your Stabbyness This Daikon's place is right beside you
nyaaaAAAaaAA~~~ eheeheh~

 

[SsemouyOnan]

@GoodPerson, if you wanna talk about what you're talking about seriously - make a thread about it. Most people in this thread come here to literally just fool around, and it doesn't seem you have anyone willing to engage in a way you desire

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Huh, Luoir's moan? No, why would I be terrified by THAT? I find it a quite pleasant ambience, in actuality.

ಥ_ಥ Seymour... we might have our differences, but this fate is too cruel even for you. Danny will save you ಥ_ಥ

No, what had terrified me was what occured before my revival... but I suppose I would appreciate the tea. Just not lemon, only heroes drink that.

? no lemon as you wish So, what happened before you revived actually?

 

[SsemouyOnan]

ಥ_ಥ Seymour... we might have our differences, but this fate is too cruel even for you. Danny will save you ಥ_ಥ

...You didn't call a bluff on one of my Lady's threats, no? She may act kind, but she never goes back on those. What's worse is I never end up knowing what is until it actually happens...

? no lemon as you wish So, what happened before you revived actually?

*sips tea* So, you know how Prince had that ASMR problem? Well, someone else has caught it as well...

 

[Azure_Fog]

This domain belongs to your Danny, and in this domain Danny says that you are cute nya~

Noooo!!!
*teleports away*

*immediately gets flustered*
H-Hello there Good to have you back in proper size Your Stabbyness

*towers over by 4cm*
Ehe.

Yes, Your Stabbyness This Daikon's place is right beside you
nyaaaAAAaaAA~~~ eheeheh~

*grabs tail*
We’ve only just begun~
*scratches cheeks hard enough they begin to bleed*

 

[Deleted member 146224]

...You didn't call a bluff on one of my Lady's threats, no? She may act kind, but she never goes back on those. What's worse is I never end up knowing what is until it actually happens...

I never again called her smol to her face after the initial warning ಥ_ಥ And she even claimed to be kind to you ಥ_ಥ Such cruelty... There must be a way, my poor Seymour. I can't let you suffer and lose your dignity like that ಥ_ಥ especially that you still have to kill me in the dark timeline.

*sips tea* So, you know how Prince had that ASMR problem? Well, someone else has caught it as well...

(°ロ°)
Oh my! That must've been terrifying! You poor thing! Here, have some chocolate to calm your nerves. I believe you liked it dark? ?

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Noooo!!!
*teleports away*

*teleports you back to herself* nyo escaping~ I'm not done singing you praises yet~

*towers over by 4cm*
Ehe.

*is secretly enjoying this*
oh nyo~ I'm so small now~ And Her Stabbyness is so majestically tall nya~

*grabs tail*
We’ve only just begun~
*scratches cheeks hard enough they begin to bleed*

NNYYYAAAAAAAAAA~!!!!!! ehehehe~ it's been a while since this Daikat got punished nya~

 

[Azure_Fog]

*teleports you back to herself* nyo escaping~ I'm not done singing you praises yet~

Noooooo~
*is trapped in Danny hug*

*is secretly enjoying this*
oh nyo~ I'm so small now~ And Her Stabbyness is so majestically tall nya~

*pins to wall*
Who’s the small one now~?

NNYYYAAAAAAAAAA~!!!!!! ehehehe~ it's been a while since this Daikat got punished nya~

Foolish Daikat~
*slices zigzag pattern into back*
Repent for you mistakes~

 

[Deleted member 146224]

Noooooo~
*is trapped in Danny hug*

Yes you are trapped And now I can take my time whispering how cute you are and how amazing your stabs are right to your ear nya~
*hugs tighter*

*pins to wall*
Who’s the small one now~?

This Daikon's desire to fight back
M-Me~ ehehe~
*is extremely flustered*

Foolish Daikat~
*slices zigzag pattern into back*
Repent for you mistakes~

nyAYyaYYAAAAAAyyyAAAA~ ehehehe~ I've been bad Daikat nya~

 

[Azure_Fog]

Yes you are trapped And now I can take my time whispering how cute you are and how amazing your stabs are right to your ear nya~
*hugs tighter*

N-no…
*is blushing*

M-Me~ ehehe~
*is extremely flustered*

Correct~
*kisses forehead*

nyAYyaYYAAAAAAyyyAAAA~ ehehehe~ I've been bad Daikat nya~

*slices mirrored zigzag on back*
Yes, you have~
*slices spirals along arms*

 

[SsemouyOnan]

I never again called her smol to her face after the initial warning ಥ_ಥ And she even claimed to be kind to you ಥ_ಥ Such cruelty... There must be a way, my poor Seymour. I can't let you suffer and lose your dignity like that ಥ_ಥ especially that you still have to kill me in the dark timeline.

Well, I say that morality is very different for eternal beings. What is be considered the cruelest of acts for humans may be the most saintly deliverance for them. Although, what kind of terrific fate is in store for me if even my enemy wants to save me?! ...though if it's the Lady I don't mind my dignity being trampled upon, kihihi~

(°ロ°)
Oh my! That must've been terrifying! You poor thing! Here, have some chocolate to calm your nerves. I believe you liked it dark? ?

Worry not, it was fine after the 4th "Boyfriend helps you sleep by breaking your ribs with a movie camera" ASMR. The mere fact that she deigned to stick close to me and whisper those soothing sounds in my ears are enough to heal a Villainess' soul

Ah, I will accept the chocolate though, so as long as it's directly from Matcha.

 

[ShizukiIchino]

*I walk around at the school*
Empty...

 

[quagma]

Why is it, when we write horror, it always turns out so cute and fluffy? It always ends up so... unmenacing.