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(1/3 of said lore is just her eating a daikon)

Sure, lemme just- *sees that everyone already answered* :blob_cringe:

Cold showers make you stronger, goddess daikon :blob_evil: (I only take cold showers)

Speaking of presidents, you technically qualify

Biden PRIME? You say?!

You better not be back until after those 200+ hours of reading time or I'm sending you into the Depths of Oblivion

That's the point, hero. You can die infinitely and it would never matter. One must imagine Theirl happy.

Fun fact: I was originally gonna submit character details more in line with Heroine Ssemouy. But I decided 'eh it's too much detail' and went with a one-liner. I just brought her back from the character graveyard :blob_evil: This is community games, merging holds no power here! Here's a...

SHHS could really use more heros, it's boring for villains to be without competition

Nuh uh.

Oh, can you grant my story a happy ending? ^_^

Nani?! I thought you were the Witch of Truth, not the Witch of Theatergoing. Anyways, take me straight to the All-In-One, I'm about to pull some Yog-Sothothery >:)

Preparing ingredients No, I believe we are making some sort of Sashimi

Brilliant foresight, Lord Matcha! Though I am not sure if my hands have the usual texture of human skin. They are quite cold. Though it would never hurt to try. Do tell me if anything is going wrong,. *takes off gloves and continues* At once, Lord Matcha! :blob_evil: *turns up the water...

Ah, it is indeed getting warm, Lord Matcha. Does the tentacle cook itself under it's own body heat? That is a very interesting mechanism. Thankfully, I've worn gloves. :blob_evil: Hmm, is it just me, or is the tentacle getting slimier? I need to wash this off... *starts rubbing more vigorously*

That will not be necessary, Lord Matcha, these tentacles seem slimy enough. *firmly grasps the tentacle to prevent it from moving too much* *brings it under the water of the sink and starts gently washing it* Hmm, I believe the pressure is inadequate to truly wash off any germs, the water isn't...

Ah, of course Lord Matcha, how could I forgot that it is better to cook tentacles whole before chopping them up after the process! Thank you for reminding me. Though it is strange that I am to prepare them while they are still on your person, I suppose it is not in my place to question you...

I see so you must water them and wash them thoroughly in the sink... *nods* That makes sense, food ought to be clean, after all *takes out knife* So, do they pop out on their own or must the operation be performed manually? :blob_frown:

Hmm, is it no good to eat them raw? :blob_frown:

That's exactly my concern! I don't want my spine to be crushed by massive tentacles :blob_upset: Also, I can eat them? :blob_frown::blob_drool: