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Oh my, do you intend for me to take a bite out of you? *is confused as to the purpose of the strange ritual but walks with mama anyways*

The deed is done, goddess daikon! ∠(^ー^) Matcha may now speak freely and act as he were a human even in Seymour's presence. He is still a scythe by technicality though, do mind the contradiction.

It's the thought that counts, quite literally. This castle is made out of chocolate thoughts.

I don't particularly mind, it's not every day I get to play the role of heroine

My part of the wedding shall take place within my home realm whenever Matcha comes to visit again. It is a joyous occasion and only special the first lifetime, so I'm building an entire reality made of chocolate just for us ^_^. I have to give it my all!

Huh, are you not aware the scythe can take on a human form as long as you're within the bounds of the forums? Or is Seymour simply unwilling to do so? If it is the latter, I shall convince her for you, goddess daikon.

Hmm, well that is quite the oddity. I never expected Seymour to be willing enough to call for me herself. Oh well ^_^, even though this anomaly is hardly worth my presence, I shall stick around for her sake.

Wish granted. *insert glitch text I'm too lazy to make up*

Hold up, Corty is Danny's mother. The incest has now crossed generations, great.

Well, I suppose I could use the Villainess' Declaration to deal with you. But as this is the stage of the forums, and not the main canon, that much shall be too tiresome. Instead, allow me to threaten you with the nuclear option. *induces a glitch in reality* *infinitesimally small fractal...

Kihihihi! Do you really think snickers would work? Not this time, this is a special occasion. Still yummy tho

Pink one, if the green one intended to do something like that we would have to say goodbye to Lord Matcha, and hello to Lady Matcha :blob_blank: ...being part eldritch wouldn't really help, since uhh... you know about Seymour's anti eldritch ammunition? yeah... that can be repurposed for...

Aren't I in the student council too?! :blob_no: Don't I have a say in this?! This is going way too fast. :blob_shock:Alright, I suppose I have no choice but to respect the student council's decision. :blob_blank: *brings out pump shotgun* Lord Matcha, bring out your piece, let us accomplish this...

Does this mean we have to hold 3 weddings for each version of me?! :blob_shock:

Goddess daikon, what do you mean?! I'm a kind(in the evil kind of way) and caring minion, I would never try to maim or eat Lord Matcha >_>... though I suppose if I were to turn Villainess things would be quite problematic. :blob_dizzy: (For a villain like Matcha though, Heroine Ssemouy is...

I can still do this though At this point I'm afraid Winds of Winter might be finished first :sweating_profusely:

I like how to me Scout just disappears from reality

See, even dark mode users tremble at the depths of her madness!