Search results

  1. Madkins

    What is the opposite of your personality?

    serious, depression, sober...
  2. Madkins

    I would have but my mirror broke for some reason the other day...

    I would have but my mirror broke for some reason the other day...
  3. Madkins

    I'd like to learn how to be more easily offended. Everyone else is so good at it, I feel like...

    I'd like to learn how to be more easily offended. Everyone else is so good at it, I feel like I'm missing out on something...
  4. Madkins

    Solid gold toilet bowls in your house too. You're welcome!

    Solid gold toilet bowls in your house too. You're welcome!
  5. Madkins

    "I want solid gold toilet bowls in my house." ?

    "I want solid gold toilet bowls in my house." ?
  6. Madkins

    Yeah, that's why I keep turning down immortality. The wisdom of ATHF

    Yeah, that's why I keep turning down immortality. The wisdom of ATHF
  7. Madkins

    A gag or a bit related to your story you're too committed to even if no one notice

    All I do is crack jokes. I love comedy. There's too many to mention though. Every chapter is a skit unto itself.. I did commit to a joke I called, The rise of the Tittybots: Mechanical Mammary Milk... Probably sorry that I posted this now...
  8. Madkins

    Everyone dies, very few ever live. Obviously, someone has been dipping into the DMT...

    Everyone dies, very few ever live. Obviously, someone has been dipping into the DMT...
  9. Madkins

    What would your death row meal be?

    Bender burgers
  10. Madkins

    How'd the donut get in there?

    How'd the donut get in there?
  11. Madkins

    You should tie your shoes and maybe you will quit falling.

    You should tie your shoes and maybe you will quit falling.
  12. Madkins

    But they're henchmen... Just because they have good contacts in columbia, doesnt mean they are...

    But they're henchmen... Just because they have good contacts in columbia, doesnt mean they are columbians lmao.
  13. Madkins

    An update on my henchmen status. It turns out they quit without saying anything... They decided...

    An update on my henchmen status. It turns out they quit without saying anything... They decided to open a restaurant. It's called, "Slappin Pappy's Family Diner" The motto is, "Sit down, shut up, or I'll slap you stupid!" I think I'm going to invest in it...
  14. Madkins

    That's why I don't stop the car when I pee. Aim for the window and hope I don't pass a cop.

    That's why I don't stop the car when I pee. Aim for the window and hope I don't pass a cop.
  15. Madkins

    Wouldn't the only place for a ghost to hide be inside the toilet? Bad place for a haunting...

    Wouldn't the only place for a ghost to hide be inside the toilet? Bad place for a haunting...
  16. Madkins

    So, I just arrived home to the secret base and it's empty. There are no henchmen to be seen...

    So, I just arrived home to the secret base and it's empty. There are no henchmen to be seen anywhere... I'm thinking about putting some signs up around the neighborhood...
  17. Madkins

    Either way, it's a whole lotta ass!

    Either way, it's a whole lotta ass!
  18. Madkins

    Since everything is slow on hump day, I was thinking... What do Donkey's and assassins have in...

    Since everything is slow on hump day, I was thinking... What do Donkey's and assassins have in common?
  19. Madkins

    If i had one of those I'd save so much money on lighters...

    If i had one of those I'd save so much money on lighters...
  20. Madkins

    What are some of the most absurd plots you've ever encountered in fiction?

    I really want to know who wins now.. does anyone make an HIV monkey super army? does HPV make a silent comeback? So many questions...
Top