Madkins

*sighs* dextro-amphetamine x3 today!

Is it wrong to roll up grass Pokémon and smoke them? Would it be cruel and unusual, or just be another fire attack?

I'd like to learn how to be more easily offended. Everyone else is so good at it, I feel like I'm missing out on something...

"I want solid gold toilet bowls in my house." ?

An update on my henchmen status.
It turns out they quit without saying anything... They decided to open a restaurant.
It's called, "Slappin Pappy's Family Diner"
The motto is, "Sit down, shut up, or I'll slap you stupid!"
I think I'm going to invest in it...

So, I just arrived home to the secret base and it's empty. There are no henchmen to be seen anywhere... I'm thinking about putting some signs up around the neighborhood...

Since everything is slow on hump day, I was thinking...
What do Donkey's and assassins have in common?