Recent content by Madkins

Connie has a sweatshirt with kittens unrolling a roll of toilet paper in the bathroom, and it says let the good times roll...

Bought a monkey.

Yep, the old kidney foundation really came through for me with my freebie. I been on that damn list for a while. I don't really need the kidney. Look, I know it's shallow, but i wants them. It's a status thing. that's what separates the men from the animals.

Are you depressed? Has high interest rates got you down? My name is Madkins and I'm here to offer you a once in a lifetime opportunity. Sell your organs, live over the internet! Get money back on your baby! Wait, that doesn't sound right... Where's my sheet?

The monster baby from It's Alive... I saw it at 6 years old, and it scared the piss out of me.

Soylent Green

*sighs* dextro-amphetamine x3 today!

Is it wrong to roll up grass Pokémon and smoke them? Would it be cruel and unusual, or just be another fire attack?