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I like creating weird titles for chapters or stories and then making as many different details to fit it as possible. It's a weird process of playing with language.

Like I asked above, is anyone into Literary Nonsense? A quick rundown if you are unsure what it is: Literary nonsense is a broad category of writing that mixes elements that make sense with deliberate absurdity, subverting language and logic for humor, surprise, or philosophical play. It can...

I have an old jar of mayonnaise in the car; hold on I'll get it for you. Congratulations!

Thank God I only carry bricks in my backpack... I did it to make it look like I owned something, now it seems that it was a wise choice...

LiteraryWho is pretty spot on. The larger your backlog the better. If you go for a short story, quality is everything, second is advertising. Especially if you don't have a following yet. Figure out what group you want to pander to and make sure it's up to their standards. If you want to do long...

Connie has a sweatshirt with kittens unrolling a roll of toilet paper in the bathroom, and it says let the good times roll...

Bought a monkey.

Yep, the old kidney foundation really came through for me with my freebie. I been on that damn list for a while. I don't really need the kidney. Look, I know it's shallow, but i wants them. It's a status thing. that's what separates the men from the animals.

Are you depressed? Has high interest rates got you down? My name is Madkins and I'm here to offer you a once in a lifetime opportunity. Sell your organs, live over the internet! Get money back on your baby! Wait, that doesn't sound right... Where's my sheet?

The monster baby from It's Alive... I saw it at 6 years old, and it scared the piss out of me.

Soylent Green

*sighs* dextro-amphetamine x3 today!

Is it wrong to roll up grass Pokémon and smoke them? Would it be cruel and unusual, or just be another fire attack?