Madkins

Madkins

The Foolish One From Your sister's bedroom
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  • Madkins
    So, follow my lead and do what I do.
    Snort a bunch of cocaine and run around nude. Jump in the gorilla encloser up at the zoo. Then show up blacked out to your work interview.
    Madkins
    Why in 2026 are there still superstitious people? How can you be completely logical and understand Thermodynamics and still end a sentence with "Because of a ghost/Alien." You'd think by now there was enough proof that there's no such thing. Scientists are more often than naught walking oxymorons. Ghost and aliens, neither exist in real life.
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    It has a lot of hallmarks of sleep paralysis, especially psychological scarring afterwards. The jaw part really sounds like a form of seizure. Although, the random severity of attack could be a hormonal thing; did you happen to be in the throes of puberty during that time? The increased levels can lead to a mismatch in neuropathway connections, causing more distress in the mechanics of the mind.
    JHarp
    JHarp
    You are either very lucky or very unfortunate that I'm imposed to 420 characters in user profile messages.

    Just know it would have been a very factual monologue that everyone would have clearly been receptive to and taken on board.

    No I'm not splitting up 3,300 characters into 420 message chunks. Hope you have a good day :blob_cookie:
    Madkins
    Madkins
    We are now friends too. I have this awesome clone farm open to all friends. Early lemon berry for the win. Right off lake eerie 😁
    Madkins
    I've spent the last week making clones. Tons of them jammed into boxes. Approximately 110, give or take. Making clones isn't my job either, and I'm somehow the one that has to do it for all the other farmers. I should get paid for this...
    Madkins
    Hump day, Let's play!:blob_hmm_two: The only part about it that makes me uncomfortable is when strangers stand over me whispering that as I wake up in the morning.
    Madkins
    After learning of the existence of Pilk and Oreo Coke, I feel it's imperative I say this. In case no one's told you they love you today... Don't expect me to pick up their slack. :blob_unamused:
    Madkins
    I've come to the conclusion that irrational fears are hard to find. I received answers from around 40 people. Only 2 made me go "Oh..." That or people are too scared to admit them to a random stranger, that's also a possibility. The rest seem legit as fears.
    Madkins
    One of these things is not like the others,
    One of these things just doesn't belong,
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others?
    Gasoline, Propane, Paint, Glue.

    I bet no one gets this, even AI can't help you here.
    Madkins
    I wonder sometimes. Which tastes better circles, squares, or triangles?
    Madkins
    So, I've got

    Projective Synesthesia in Music​

    Yeah, have fun with that.
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    Madkins
    lol, first time it happened I thought I was dying, I'll admit it. Metallica ride the lightning was pouring out of the speakers. It's sort of like tie-dyed water that floats like water does in a vacuum. real talk, no BS. It doesn't hurt like fever hallucinations do.
    AliceMoonvale
    AliceMoonvale
    Yeah, if its like a benign visual thing that isn't like BLACK SPOTS. RED SPOTS. NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE. Then I'd be cool with it.
    Madkins
    Madkins
    Actually, the more you try to focus on it the more difficult it becomes. Very benign. Sort of like it won't focus, even the colors alternate if I focus on them. honestly, it's fun. I dig all sorts of music. Bily Joel the musician has it too. But he's more talented than I am and he monetized it.
    Madkins
    Connie has a sweatshirt with kittens unrolling a roll of toilet paper in the bathroom, and it says let the good times roll...
    Madkins
    Bought a monkey.
    Madkins
    Yep, the old kidney foundation really came through for me with my freebie. I been on that damn list for a while. I don't really need the kidney. Look, I know it's shallow, but i wants them. It's a status thing. that's what separates the men from the animals.
    Madkins
    Are you depressed? Has high interest rates got you down? My name is Madkins and I'm here to offer you a once in a lifetime opportunity. Sell your organs, live over the internet! Get money back on your baby! Wait, that doesn't sound right... Where's my sheet?
    Madkins
    Is it wrong to roll up grass Pokémon and smoke them? Would it be cruel and unusual, or just be another fire attack?
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