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  1. quagma

    q log #65: if a medium can speak to ghosts, imagine what a large could do

    q log #65: if a medium can speak to ghosts, imagine what a large could do
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    q log #64: all foods are, at heart, stews. you throw random things together into a pot or pan...

    q log #64: all foods are, at heart, stews. you throw random things together into a pot or pan and hope it doesn't taste terrible by the time you're done. Bread is a stew. Tacos are a stew. Soup is watery stew.
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    q log #63: if there are mustelids, where are the shouldelids, couldelids, wouldelids, and...

    q log #63: if there are mustelids, where are the shouldelids, couldelids, wouldelids, and ougthelids?
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    q log #62: I'm sick of this basic bilaterally symmetric body. I want radial symmetry, and to be...

    q log #62: I'm sick of this basic bilaterally symmetric body. I want radial symmetry, and to be able to use the extra limbs that my body keeps insisting I have. I hate that I can't use chromataphores, that I have bones. I just want to be the wet creature I've always known myself to be.
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    q log #62: the Horrors persist. and so do i.

    q log #62: the Horrors persist. and so do i.
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    q log #61: they recently uncovered a homotherium (a now-extinct saber-toothed cat) was recently...

    q log #61: they recently uncovered a homotherium (a now-extinct saber-toothed cat) was recently uncovered by thawing permafrost in Russia/Siberia. Which is awesome bc now we know what their coats and young appeared. Super huge in paleo world this year, almost as huge as the Mammoth Cube was.
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    q log #60: Remnants of one's parents recombinant DNA doesn't make them worthy of one's respect...

    q log #60: Remnants of one's parents recombinant DNA doesn't make them worthy of one's respect or love, it just means they did the bare minimum.
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    q log #59: Observation: apples. Hypothesis: Yummy fruit? Test: *cronch!* Analysis: doctors avoid...

    q log #59: Observation: apples. Hypothesis: Yummy fruit? Test: *cronch!* Analysis: doctors avoid me now. Conclusion? Apples are tasty AND keep doctors away.
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    Fun fact: everyone has a genetically encoded cup size (much to my chagrin). Aren't yall curious...

    Fun fact: everyone has a genetically encoded cup size (much to my chagrin). Aren't yall curious to know what yours is? Hah. I kid. I got years of development ahead of me, wtf am i stressing out about? Oh. Right. The constant and unrelenting anxiety of existence.
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    q log #58: I need to know the secret to a bigger chest. Is it murder? It's totally murder. Who...

    q log #58: I need to know the secret to a bigger chest. Is it murder? It's totally murder. Who do I kill? Can I just randomly kill someone and get like, the boobs as a thank you from Kr'tha the Blood God of Killing You Now And Also Estrogen? Can I turn in some work i did previously instead of a...
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    q log #57: be a baller, a midnight caller. Jump off that cliff, do that impulsive thing you've...

    q log #57: be a baller, a midnight caller. Jump off that cliff, do that impulsive thing you've always wanted, do it, do it, DO IT NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!
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    q log #56: Transition is interesting. After achieving something you wanted for so long, u kinda...

    q log #56: Transition is interesting. After achieving something you wanted for so long, u kinda just vibe now and get on with ur life. And sometimes you'll look down while eating lunch, or bump them into something, and be like, nice. And u get on with ur day. And for some reason, a third of the...
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    Oh, okay. In that case, have all my personal identifying information! A cop could never be...

    Oh, okay. In that case, have all my personal identifying information! A cop could never be dishonest!
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    q log #56 Pronouns: they/them Height: what are you a cop Shoe Size: what are you a cop Zodiac...

    q log #56 Pronouns: they/them Height: what are you a cop Shoe Size: what are you a cop Zodiac: what are you a cop Smoke: what are you a cop Tattoos: what are you a cop Piercings: what are you a cop Fave drink: what are you a cop
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    q log #55: you can find attractive bodies anywhere, but you can only get that quality autism from me

    q log #55: you can find attractive bodies anywhere, but you can only get that quality autism from me
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    q log #54: Maybe it's a phase. Maybe it's not. But if you refuse to accept and support them, all...

    q log #54: Maybe it's a phase. Maybe it's not. But if you refuse to accept and support them, all you're gonna do is make them hate you.
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    q log #53: WOKE nursery rhymes be like the it/ze/bit/xe spider

    q log #53: WOKE nursery rhymes be like the it/ze/bit/xe spider
  18. quagma

    SHF High-school Fanfic

    Azure can respawn any time azure wants, azure is just being grumpy. probably killed you. have killed a lotta people. they start to blend together after a few million duplicate dimensions. For an example of how we perceive the universe, refer to this video.
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    q log #52: its anatomically incorrect skeleton season! be sure to feed your necrotic...

    q log #52: its anatomically incorrect skeleton season! be sure to feed your necrotic abominations the proper amount of calcium to keep their bones strong!
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    That's the eternal question, is it not? From whence did it come? Where did it go? Only you know...

    That's the eternal question, is it not? From whence did it come? Where did it go? Only you know, my cotton-eyed joe.
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