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Fudging landlubbers. We call you rock people, you are as sharp, stubborn and rigid as those on...
Fudging landlubbers. We call you rock people, you are as sharp, stubborn and rigid as those on the seafloor, and you move with too few limbs, supported by rocks within. Stonebones alter the world to suit themself, instead of being adaptable as is proper, spreading their toxic miasmic influence...- quagma
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q log #102: Are you telling me you were BORN a baby... But then... Hormones turned you into an...
q log #102: Are you telling me you were BORN a baby... But then... Hormones turned you into an adult? Nice try, giant baby. You'll never be an adult.- quagma
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q log #101: this is actually q log #100, please refer to the previous entry for more information
q log #101: this is actually q log #100, please refer to the previous entry for more information- quagma
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q log #100: this is actually q log #101, please refer to the following entry for more information
q log #100: this is actually q log #101, please refer to the following entry for more information- quagma
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Understandable. Mine could probably be described as yesn't. Idk what I am, probably some kind of...
Understandable. Mine could probably be described as yesn't. Idk what I am, probably some kind of Muppet is my best guess- quagma
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1 outta 3 ain't bad, welcome aboard the train to eepy town
1 outta 3 ain't bad, welcome aboard the train to eepy town- quagma
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q log #99: you are not "eepy", you are a 30yo boygirlthing with a mortgage
q log #99: you are not "eepy", you are a 30yo boygirlthing with a mortgage- quagma
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q log #98: Having a fungi gf is hard because at any given moment 55 million other nodes in the...
q log #98: Having a fungi gf is hard because at any given moment 55 million other nodes in the network have access to your most salacious and unspeakably tender details- quagma
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No such device currently exists, but a "blinker" would be an interesting concept. Too bad nobody...
No such device currently exists, but a "blinker" would be an interesting concept. Too bad nobody has ever thought of using a turn indicator before, if they had, they'd be in all the cars and everyone would use em all the time. But they dont.- quagma
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We're always recruiting more sailors! Welcome aboard!
We're always recruiting more sailors! Welcome aboard!- quagma
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q log #97: they should invent a device that indicates when a vehicle is turning, this squid...
q log #97: they should invent a device that indicates when a vehicle is turning, this squid thinks it'd be super helpful- quagma
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The war. The war on autism is the enemy.
The war. The war on autism is the enemy.- quagma
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q log #96: i'm joining the war on autism, on the side of autism
q log #96: i'm joining the war on autism, on the side of autism- quagma
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q log #95: and when we finally kill the gods, neither heaven nor hell will be waiting for them...
q log #95: and when we finally kill the gods, neither heaven nor hell will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us- quagma
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q log #94: check out this cute bug (points at you)
q log #94: check out this cute bug (points at you)- quagma
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Or for like, vampires hunting their prey who secretly wants to be eaten because being dominated...
Or for like, vampires hunting their prey who secretly wants to be eaten because being dominated by a strong person gets them excited. Or werewolves doing the same, or whatever, only I've also decided to make it all yuri- quagma
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Dominance/submission is a common enough kink, is it not? It's basically that but for puppygirls...
Dominance/submission is a common enough kink, is it not? It's basically that but for puppygirls and rabbitgrils. It's a whole ecosystem of pet play out there...- quagma
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q log #93: you say you're prey coded, but prey struggles, prey runs. you're ready-to-eat meal coded.
q log #93: you say you're prey coded, but prey struggles, prey runs. you're ready-to-eat meal coded.- quagma
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