q log #106: sire, ye must stop hiring cat girls as mousers, they dont work like that
-
q log #105: To eat a whole cake would be to commit the sin of gluttony. But eating a whole pie is okay, as the sin of pi is zero.
q log #104: if you have they/them in your profile, I will not argue, I am clearly outnumbered
q log #102: Are you telling me you were BORN a baby... But then... Hormones turned you into an adult?
Nice try, giant baby. You'll never be an adult.
q log #101: this is actually q log #100, please refer to the previous entry for more information
q log #100: this is actually q log #101, please refer to the following entry for more information
q log #99: you are not "eepy", you are a 30yo boygirlthing with a mortgage
q log #98: Having a fungi gf is hard because at any given moment 55 million other nodes in the network have access to your most salacious and unspeakably tender details
q log #97: they should invent a device that indicates when a vehicle is turning, this squid thinks it'd be super helpful
q log #96: i'm joining the war on autism, on the side of autism
q log #95: and when we finally kill the gods, neither heaven nor hell will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us
q log #94: check out this cute bug (points at you)
q log #93: you say you're prey coded, but prey struggles, prey runs. you're ready-to-eat meal coded.
yes, that avi is my sona, yes, theyre cute, yes theyre available, and no, no tentacle stuff until the third date
Your avi is so cute!
X
q log #92: absolutely infuriating that eating food and taking the medicine makes this one feel better, how dare the flesh puppet have needs when there's far more interesting things to focus on out there
q log #91: there's thousands of fish in the sea and they all hate you
q log #90: they should create hrt that gives you animal ears and a tail
q log #89: this cuttlefish has three hearts, and each one is full of concern
q log #88: When someone calls me "mentally ill" and they think that means "bad and false and wrong", that tells me everything I need to know about their level of humanity!
I mean yes, I'm in need of mental health care, but I'm also fabulous and right. -
Loading…
-
Loading…
-
Loading…