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  1. quagma

    q log #78: Oh, the wistful longing to have someone open a hatch in my side, dust my circuit...

    q log #78: Oh, the wistful longing to have someone open a hatch in my side, dust my circuit boards, lubricate my joints, tune my servos, organize my wires, close it up, stick a cable into a port array, and run DOOM off of my brain
  2. quagma

    q log #77: using my mind to beam PMS and transferring it to you rn. Enjoy!

    q log #77: using my mind to beam PMS and transferring it to you rn. Enjoy!
  3. quagma

    q log #76: space. Its too fukcing BIG!

    q log #76: space. Its too fukcing BIG!
  4. quagma

    @Omnii you nailed it! My gender & sexuality are separate. Relationship, identity, or fashion...

    @Omnii you nailed it! My gender & sexuality are separate. Relationship, identity, or fashion, what i've got going on is neither for the same nor opposite sex. Just "my relationships", "my clothes" and "my body". What's in my pants? Who cares? Next person to wonder about my genitals and what i do...
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    q log #75: since I'm nonbinary, everything i wear is both drag and yet also not drag. Until...

    q log #75: since I'm nonbinary, everything i wear is both drag and yet also not drag. Until observed, i exist in a superposition of both fashion states: call that schrödinger's catwalk
  6. quagma

    q log #74: under my clothes, I am not naked, but a flesh homunculus that emerged fully formed...

    q log #74: under my clothes, I am not naked, but a flesh homunculus that emerged fully formed from a bottle of hopes, dreams, wishes, and a mysterious glowing green ooze harvested from the backside of a space whale.
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    q log #73: you invented yourself. All the actions you took, the memories you lived, the scars...

    q log #73: you invented yourself. All the actions you took, the memories you lived, the scars you've gained, the food you ate, the friends you made, the muscles you grew or lost, that's what created you; You! Yes you! You found a way to make meat suit worth living in, rearranged the furniture...
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    q log #72: bread and circuses only keep us distracted if we can afford the bread and the circus...

    q log #72: bread and circuses only keep us distracted if we can afford the bread and the circus doesn't stop every few minutes for an ad break!
  9. quagma

    okay, that's it, hiatus over, let's get back to writing this hot garbage

    okay, that's it, hiatus over, let's get back to writing this hot garbage
  10. quagma

    Bad puns in a niche topic personal to me that affects approximately 1-2% of global population

    Bad puns in a niche topic personal to me that affects approximately 1-2% of global population
  11. quagma

    q log #71: going to the gender clinic to get my pronouns rotated, my trans-mission checked, and...

    q log #71: going to the gender clinic to get my pronouns rotated, my trans-mission checked, and my gender fluid changed
  12. quagma

    q log #70: “if you couldn’t be bothered to write it, i can’t be bothered to read it” is the best...

    q log #70: “if you couldn’t be bothered to write it, i can’t be bothered to read it” is the best response to AI fanfiction btw. don’t engage. don’t even give them attention, let them starve.
  13. quagma

    q log #69: nice

    q log #69: nice
  14. quagma

    happy orbit-iversarry. once again the planet has completed another rotation around its star, and...

    happy orbit-iversarry. once again the planet has completed another rotation around its star, and another tally towards the inevitable day that the great Me eats Sol.
  15. quagma

    In retrospect, should have said "bites" instead of "sucks" for maximum punnery

    In retrospect, should have said "bites" instead of "sucks" for maximum punnery
  16. quagma

    q log #68: To all my chums, happy holidays from all three of my hearts, and a merry squidmas to all.

    q log #68: To all my chums, happy holidays from all three of my hearts, and a merry squidmas to all.
  17. quagma

    q log #67: the time is currently tooth hurty (ow. going dentist always sucks)

    q log #67: the time is currently tooth hurty (ow. going dentist always sucks)
  18. quagma

    Sure! Doesn't everyone talk to people in their heads and sometimes lose the debate? Satan said...

    Sure! Doesn't everyone talk to people in their heads and sometimes lose the debate? Satan said why not skip the whole human sacrifice, sin, and suffering dealio, just pop everyone into heaven eithout the capabikity to cause harm or to sin, in much rhe same way that i cant flap my arms and fly to...
  19. quagma

    q log #66: Satan has got some real good points. On his pitchfork. On his horns. And that...

    q log #66: Satan has got some real good points. On his pitchfork. On his horns. And that argument he made wasn't half bad, either
  20. quagma

    Sure it does! You just gotta believe!

    Sure it does! You just gotta believe!
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