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  1. quagma

    That's my distant uncle, I prefer a less rugged and rough form myself, with far fewer bones and...

    That's my distant uncle, I prefer a less rugged and rough form myself, with far fewer bones and less dependence on the shapes of apes. Who needs a tetrapodal body plan when you've got shapeshifting, radial symmetry, and tentacles? This isn't even my true form!
  2. quagma

    yes, that avi is my sona, yes, theyre cute, yes theyre available, and no, no tentacle stuff...

    yes, that avi is my sona, yes, theyre cute, yes theyre available, and no, no tentacle stuff until the third date
  3. quagma

    *blushes* thank you!

    *blushes* thank you!
  4. quagma

    q log #92: absolutely infuriating that eating food and taking the medicine makes this one feel...

    q log #92: absolutely infuriating that eating food and taking the medicine makes this one feel better, how dare the flesh puppet have needs when there's far more interesting things to focus on out there
  5. quagma

    Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear, for i am the harbinger of death...

    Let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear, for i am the harbinger of death. The bane of creatures subaqueus, my rod is true and unwavering as I cast into the watery abyss. My only friend the worm upon my hook, wriggling, writhing, struggling to surmount the mortal...
  6. quagma

    q log #91: there's thousands of fish in the sea and they all hate you

    q log #91: there's thousands of fish in the sea and they all hate you
  7. quagma

    q log #90: they should create hrt that gives you animal ears and a tail

    q log #90: they should create hrt that gives you animal ears and a tail
  8. quagma

    q log #89: this cuttlefish has three hearts, and each one is full of concern

    q log #89: this cuttlefish has three hearts, and each one is full of concern
  9. quagma

    q log #88: When someone calls me "mentally ill" and they think that means "bad and false and...

    q log #88: When someone calls me "mentally ill" and they think that means "bad and false and wrong", that tells me everything I need to know about their level of humanity! I mean yes, I'm in need of mental health care, but I'm also fabulous and right.
  10. quagma

    q log #87: mortality is a lie manufactured by the graveyard industry to deny arable land to...

    q log #87: mortality is a lie manufactured by the graveyard industry to deny arable land to farmers and siphon the power of our immortal souls to feed to celebrities and monarchs to keep them from aging
  11. quagma

    q log #86: "why do you text in all lowercase?" god forbid a bitch is anti capitalism

    q log #86: "why do you text in all lowercase?" god forbid a bitch is anti capitalism
  12. quagma

    @Simple_Russian_Boi triple the hearts for triple the lovin'

    @Simple_Russian_Boi triple the hearts for triple the lovin'
  13. quagma

    q log #85: Top 8 reasons to date an octopus... slime... whatever we are: 1.theyre hot 2.theyre...

    q log #85: Top 8 reasons to date an octopus... slime... whatever we are: 1.theyre hot 2.theyre cute 3.theyre adorable 4.theyre hot 5.theyre funny 6.theyre smart 7.theyre hot 8.tentacle porn
  14. quagma

    q log #84: You all should give me $200. Why? 1) i want it 2) it'd look better on me 3) its good...

    q log #84: You all should give me $200. Why? 1) i want it 2) it'd look better on me 3) its good luck 4 u
  15. quagma

    q log #83: yeah, i'm stupid and cute; a dangerous combination for everyone around me. I remain...

    q log #83: yeah, i'm stupid and cute; a dangerous combination for everyone around me. I remain safe in the eye of my storm, unaware of the chaos I bring
  16. quagma

    q log #82: one of these days these little numbered notes of ours is gonna get called a qlog...

    q log #82: one of these days these little numbered notes of ours is gonna get called a qlog. Appropriately so, as these things are just thoughts that got stuck in our brain's drain.
  17. quagma

    q log #81: Hmm, should I murder my MC quickly, or slowly? Should I give them hope, only to take...

    q log #81: Hmm, should I murder my MC quickly, or slowly? Should I give them hope, only to take it away? Or should I have them get curbstomped? Many questions, many ways the characterization could go.
  18. quagma

    I refuse to believe we're the big thirty now, so from now on, we're forever 21

    I refuse to believe we're the big thirty now, so from now on, we're forever 21
  19. quagma

    q log #80: some days I want to die, some days I want the world to burn. Mental health is a fuck...

    q log #80: some days I want to die, some days I want the world to burn. Mental health is a fuck 1 million billion fish agree
  20. quagma

    q log #79: alright, that's it, I'm deploying the autism-to-autism direct communication beam...

    q log #79: alright, that's it, I'm deploying the autism-to-autism direct communication beam. *stares intensely at you*
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