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  1. CountVanBadger

    XNPC: FANTASY PROGRESSION/LITRPG (NOW LIVE!)

    As the author, obviously I'd like positive feedback. But as the author, I'm the last person who should be able to dictate what kind of feedback my story gets, as long as it's honest.
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    XNPC: FANTASY PROGRESSION/LITRPG (NOW LIVE!)

    We're now up to chapter eleven on XNPC, and I'd love to get some feedback on it!
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    What comes first: Character or Plot

    Neither. I usually come up with an idea for a cool world for a story to take place in first. Then I'll think of some characters to live in that world, and then a story for them to be part of.
  4. CountVanBadger

    The Asha Effect

    Both
  5. CountVanBadger

    The Asha Effect

    I'm pretty sure that's the one Conqueror_Quack was talking about. put Velma herself on the list, too
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    The Asha Effect

    The Asha Effect is when a writer creates a character that they obviously expect the audience to see a certain way (usually as a hero or a villain) only for the exact opposite to happen. Maybe this has a name already, I don't know and I'm too lazy to look it up, so I'm just calling it the Asha...
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    New here, a question

    The point is that there might not be any rules against it, but you're not going to find an audience for that here. You'd be better off finding a site where people can upload music for others to listen to. I have no idea where to look for those, but I'm sure they exist.
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    Corty's Magical Emporium

    I'M FINALLY FAMOUS! I'M CHANGING MY NAME TO C.V. BADGER SO EVERYONE WILL KNOW I'M A SUCCESSFUL, FAMOUS AUTHOR!
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    Corty's Magical Emporium

    Can XNPC please have 200 hundred followers and 50 five-star reviews?
  10. CountVanBadger

    Fiction? Fanfiction?

    I've never understood the appeal of fanfiction. Writing is like having a magic toybox that can create literally anything you can imagine. Fanfiction is refusing to play with your own magic toybox, and instead going next door to take toys from your neighbor's magic toybox.
  11. CountVanBadger

    R.I.P Catherine O'Hara

    The mom in Home Alone
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    Bizarre Memes Thread

  13. CountVanBadger

    What did you learn today?

    I learned that it's spelled "riposte", no "repost"...more than twelve hours after I published the book.
  14. CountVanBadger

    What’s a sentence you wish someone would write about you?

    "And that's why I decided to give him a billion dollars."
  15. CountVanBadger

    Plug your story badly!

    XNPC: Thirteen years after the world got a makeover, a sexy bipolar goat misses her boyfriend so much that she kills a lot of people to bring him back from the not-dead.
  16. CountVanBadger

    XNPC: FANTASY PROGRESSION/LITRPG (NOW LIVE!)

    Helloooooo, internet! After nearly a year of talking about it, my litrpg, XNPC, has finally gone live! Chapter One is up now, and more chapters will be released every hour up to Chapter Eight. Click the cover below to check it out. Hope to see you all there. This is going to be epic! Thirteen...
  17. CountVanBadger

    Fellow Authors, what do you do in your downtime? (When you're not writing)

    That depends. Do you have what it takes to join the Homestarmy? Will you bring a sack lunch and some orange slices for me and serve your country? Will you, STUPID?!
  18. CountVanBadger

    Power Fantasy Is Not Bad, Fight Me

    I don't think I've ever heard anyone say that power fantasies are a bad thing. It's only bad when a power fantasy is all something is. If the story has the main character get into a fight and win, then it's a power fantasy. Everybody likes to imagine themselves winning a fight, and watching a...
  19. CountVanBadger

    Rising panic?

    How's this?
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