Representing_Tromba

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  Representing_Tromba

• Mar 15, 2022

I'm gonna do something for myself for once and make a ton of my contest-winning jalapeno poppers.
Jalapenos, Crabmeat, Cream cheese, Feta cheese, Parmesan cheese, and a mix of herbs and spices.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Mar 15, 2022

Happy International Penis day everyone!
archyde.com/march-15-may-international-penis-day-not-go-unnoticed/

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  Representing_Tromba

• Mar 14, 2022

I'm just gonna share a bit of my childhood so that there can be some understanding about why I am the way I am.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Mar 14, 2022

I had another idea. A slow-burn romance but it's written from the point of view of a very impatient narrator who very passive-aggressively narrates the scenes due to wanting them to get it over with. The longer it goes on, the more sarcastic and passive-aggressive the narrator becomes.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Mar 13, 2022

If I ever run for President I'm gonna try to find ways to solve most of the diplomatic issues with one on one duals. Also, I will work to make open carry sword licenses a thing so that people can walk around normally with a sword at their hip just in case they get challenged to a dual.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Mar 13, 2022

The group that I'm currently hosting brought 20 lbs of potatoes with them and placed them all over the dining hall. There is a pile of potatoes just sitting at the bottom of the stairs. I asked the leaders why they brought potatoes and all they could say was that they thought it would be funny.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Mar 12, 2022

Was just informed how to connect a PS4 controller to my PC so that I can play souls games properly. I've beaten dark souls 3 with a keyboard and I've been playing Elden Ring with one too. Personally, I prefer the keyboard controls.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Mar 11, 2022

I hate what the internet has done to me. I was being introduced to some business associates and this guy introduced himself as Dick. I instinctively replied with: "Wow, your parents must have hated you!"

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  Agentt

• Mar 10, 2022

*pats*
There is a psychological disorder surrounding paris,

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  Representing_Tromba

• Mar 10, 2022

Do you know when you have a sudden spasm of memories? Well, I had that and remembered that time I went to a Cracker Barrel with a friend, and I got hit on by the male waiter who thought we were on a date.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Mar 9, 2022

Lost my Elden Ring virginity today. I have to say that I haven't enjoyed a game this much since my first run of Oblivion. Spent like 3 hours figuring out how to accurately stab things with a spear while charging full speed on a horse.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Mar 8, 2022

Day #267 of throwing random shit in a pot and seeing how it tastes because I don't want to spend more money on food when there's some in the fridge: Proper French onion soup but with some ground sausage cooked in. I also dropped a whisked egg into it. Simple, yet delicious!

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  Representing_Tromba

• Mar 8, 2022

Got swag? I don't.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Mar 7, 2022

Took a bunch of meds, alcohol, and vitamins for the ultimate temporary cure-all before taking a nap and I had a dream that I summoned a cow. People thought it was a crime against nature and I was arrested but the next day some guy does the same thing in India and he's praised as the next incarnation of Vishnu. WTF.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Mar 7, 2022

I think that @Hans.Trondheim blocked me. I thought we were getting along.

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  greyblob

• Mar 7, 2022

lay off the booze paul...

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  Representing_Tromba

• Mar 6, 2022

If I had a nickel for every time I've been in trouble due to thinking a word meant something other than its true meaning then I would probably be rich and could say what I wanted without care.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Mar 6, 2022

My friend, who reads my stuff: Could you make a non-chaotic neutral character for once?

Me, making another chaotic neutral character because I can't seem to write anything else: What are you talking about?

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  Representing_Tromba

• Mar 5, 2022

Bad news: I learned that Glizzy is not an appropriate term to use when asking for a glazed donut.
Good News: I learned what a Glizzy is. I will probably never use it again.

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  Representing_Tromba

• Mar 5, 2022

I need to have a spring cleaning.