JayMark

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  JayMark

• Today at 7:40 AM

Moo Principle #592 - I'm going to commit to 50k words this weekend. Editing doesn't matter, how much I have to cut later doesn't mater, just 50k words of draft. It won't include the 1,700 words I finished last night. Starting at zero. It doesn't matter what book I work on. I'll keep a counter somewhere.

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  Bimbanana

• Yesterday at 4:38 PM

Hi there, i'm from the Orc's Bar. I'm here to give you the receipt

THE ORC’S BAR​

Item​

[Seashore Sweet] 1​

[Ginger Old Fashioned] 1​

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TOTAL: FOLLOW MY NOVEL AND RATE !​

Thank you for drinking like a true Orc!

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  JayMark

• Yesterday at 9:29 AM

Moo Principle #591 - Scribble Hub Forums is becoming X junior.

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  JayMark

• Yesterday at 4:29 AM

Moo Principle #590 - I like to poke zombies with sticks.

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  Anemic_Vampire

• Yesterday at 4:08 AM

Did you just touch a thread from 2024?

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  JayMark

• Yesterday at 1:23 AM

Moo Principle #589 - I should start mooing in AnonUnlimited's profile without making a rule so he has to delete them.

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  JayMark

• Wednesday at 2:52 AM

Moo Principle #588 - Mad cow.

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  JayMark

• Wednesday at 2:40 AM

Moo Principle #587 - Uncle JayMark is the best uncle.

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  ShrimpShady

• Tuesday at 8:18 AM

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  JayMark

• Tuesday at 8:02 AM

Moo Principle #586 - HEY! PUT DOWN THOSE GIGA MILKIES! PUT THEM BACK WHERE YOU GOT THEM!

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  JayMark

• Tuesday at 7:31 AM

Moo Principle #585 - I don't get the whole fandom tourist concept. Tourism is for phyisical travel. I'm stupid, but if you like something, you like it. If you pretend to like something so you can subvert it from the inside or simply get social points, you're an asshole.

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  CinnaSloth

• Tuesday at 3:56 AM

Moo Principle #584 - Everyone can have their preferences, but everyone should also appreciate the beauty of some mega-giga milkies.

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  JayMark

• Tuesday at 12:31 AM

Moo Principle #583 - There is a small dwarf living on my nose. She keeps popping up in my side vision. I try to pick her off but she's clever and hides back in my pores only to come out later and flip me off.

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  JayMark

• Monday at 9:20 AM

Moo Principle #582 - It takes a villian to braise a child.

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  JayMark

• Monday at 5:53 AM

One Moo Story Idea - StarTrek fan fiction, no changes to canon except Spock is now Spork, an actual spork, but everybody talks to it like it's an actual Vulcan. Cept one guy, who always points it out, but noone listens.

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  JayMark

• Monday at 5:31 AM

Moo Principle #581 - It's a food baby.

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  JayMark

• Monday at 5:21 AM

Moo Principle #580 - I don't care about my social credit score. Not too much.

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  JayMark

• Monday at 5:20 AM

Moo Principle #579 - I got pregnant.

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  sleepandeatallday

• Sunday at 7:44 PM

*applies some mascara and eye shadow on your eyelashes and eyes*

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  JayMark

• Sunday at 7:43 AM

Moo Principle #578 - I sometimes develop shift fatigue. So I will try to ground myself in my preferred form for a while.