Moo Principle #588 - Mad cow.
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Moo Principle #587 - Uncle JayMark is the best uncle.
Moo Principle #586 - HEY! PUT DOWN THOSE GIGA MILKIES! PUT THEM BACK WHERE YOU GOT THEM!
Moo Principle #585 - I don't get the whole fandom tourist concept. Tourism is for phyisical travel. I'm stupid, but if you like something, you like it. If you pretend to like something so you can subvert it from the inside or simply get social points, you're an asshole.
Moo Principle #584 - Everyone can have their preferences, but everyone should also appreciate the beauty of some mega-giga milkies.
Moo Principle #583 - There is a small dwarf living on my nose. She keeps popping up in my side vision. I try to pick her off but she's clever and hides back in my pores only to come out later and flip me off.
Moo Principle #582 - It takes a villian to braise a child.
One Moo Story Idea - StarTrek fan fiction, no changes to canon except Spock is now Spork, an actual spork, but everybody talks to it like it's an actual Vulcan. Cept one guy, who always points it out, but noone listens.
Moo Principle #581 - It's a food baby.
Moo Principle #580 - I don't care about my social credit score. Not too much.
Moo Principle #579 - I got pregnant.
*applies some mascara and eye shadow on your eyelashes and eyes*
Moo Principle #578 - I sometimes develop shift fatigue. So I will try to ground myself in my preferred form for a while.
What is this monstrosity that is your pfp and banner!?
szzz..... moo rrrrgghhhzzzzzzzzz orc... fhhhjjjiizssszzz
I think we lost jaymark. We need to launch an investigation.
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