The red shirt that mysteriously dies every episode only to revive him, and kill him again next episode, every episode. edit: the only episodes he lives are the episodes he doesn't mention spork is a spork
Season finale: red shirt dies again. but this time... he was alone. -and there was no one else aboard the enterprise.... except for spork. dun dun duuuuun.. This time, red shirt does not revive.
genius. pure genius. You're hired for my creative writing team. The pay is swiss grass, which you need to harvest yourself, and feed to me.