Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow your roll, cowboy! You're not even gonna marinate us? What kind of seasoning are you gonna use? You gonna just eat us on the bone?
No no, orc basically pork. It's not respectful to some religions here to serve that. Grilled "Beef" and grilled "vegan" however is something "worthy" to serve
Man, you never heard of a beef wellington? Lotta people put ham in there, and if you taste like pork... close enough. Vegan boy can be the mushroom layer, I'll just be the puff pastry.