I apologize to all of the emotional bright-haired feminists I made fun of in 2014
I understand why y'all crying now, I have peeped the horrors
I understand why y'all crying now, I have peeped the horrors
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Music recommendation
We (all of us, even you) will be Chobitsmaxxing in 2026
Shromp Rule #
Never listen to anything said by the diaspora of your country
Never
Nothing they say can be of value to you
In fact, you reserve the right to whip them when they return
I still haven't decided on my april fool's gimmick
Even in their comical fantasies, men want to economically bring women down
#feminism
#sensitiveshrimp
#womensmonth
#ilovewomen
#aboveaverageheightforashrimp
#maoismthirdworldism
Encountered a guy who didn't believe humans were mammals
I pity the shrimpie pool!
When I was younger I thought my signature would be something I had to put a lot of thought into, that it would be christened in some important ceremony. Before I knew it, I just had a signature and now I'm stuck with it even though it kinda sucks
For earth day this year let's all bury ourselves underground idk i think it would be fun lol
Shromp Rule # 
Don't let whatever stance you have on culture war bullshit pollute your ability to appreciate art
Good art can speak to you even if you don't like what you think it's saying
I'd kill for a banana smoothie
So uhh the taxidermied rat at my grandma's house might've not been a taxidermy. It might've been kinda alive and was just napping because it's not there anymore
Do y'all do that "first cousin once removed" bullshit when referring to like, your cousin's kid or your mom's cousin?
That seems like such a hassle
My cousin's kid will be my nephew. My mom's cousin is my uncle/aunt. Provide clarification whenever needed. Simple
Every factoid I ever hear about the Soviet Union either goes like
"The Soviet Union was the first country to give women equal rights and literacy was 110%"
or
"The Soviet Union killed 12 million people because they didn't believe plants grew from seeds"
Genuinely why the hell did they translate the title as Attack on Titan?
I'm at grandma's house and there's just a big-ass taxidermied rat next to the fridge
Thanks grandma
Music recommendation
It's the 35th anniversary of Spiderland by Slint. Actually it was yesterday, but whatever
One of my favorite albums of all time. Very idiosyncratic in its sound. Haunting, creepy crawly vibes. Like a Spider. land.
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